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Old 10-22-2012, 11:17 PM   #1
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Allgemeiner Chat-Thread - [u.a. Ein Wort/Ein Satz - Postings]

This was a thread on German Lit, but the moderator closed it because he didn't like what was being said.

Well, it's my belief that Germans are as entitled to exercise their right to free speech as everyone is.

So here the thread appears again in a place where nobody will censor it.

If people post in German, don't flip out. Not everybody knows English.
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Old 10-22-2012, 11:21 PM   #2
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This was a thread on German Lit, but the moderator closed it because he didn't like what was being said.

Well, it's my belief that Germans are as entitled to exercise their right to free speech as everyone is.

So here the thread appears again in a place where nobody will censor it.

If people post in German, don't flip out. Not everybody knows English.
I hope they bring their own beer and pretzels.
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Old 10-22-2012, 11:22 PM   #3
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Unhappy MOM! The Germans are being MEAN to me!

Another thread bitching about the German board?

Pathetic.
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Old 10-22-2012, 11:25 PM   #4
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Die Gedanken sind frei, wer kann sie erraten,
sie fliegen vorbei wie nächtliche Schatten.
Kein Mensch kann sie wissen, kein Jäger erschießen
mit Pulver und Blei: Die Gedanken sind frei!

Ich denke was ich will und was mich beglücket,
doch alles in der Still', und wie es sich schicket.
Mein Wunsch und Begehren kann niemand verwehren,
es bleibet dabei: Die Gedanken sind frei!

Und sperrt man mich ein im finsteren Kerker,
das alles sind rein vergebliche Werke.
Denn meine Gedanken zerreißen die Schranken
und Mauern entzwei: Die Gedanken sind frei!

Drum will ich auf immer den Sorgen absagen
und will mich auch nimmer mit Grillen mehr plagen.
Man kann ja im Herzen stets lachen und scherzen
und denken dabei: Die Gedanken sind frei!

Ich liebe den Wein, mein Mädchen vor allen,
sie tut mir allein am besten gefallen.
Ich sitz nicht alleine bei einem Glas Weine,
mein Mädchen dabei: Die Gedanken sind frei!
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Old 10-22-2012, 11:26 PM   #5
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I hope they bring their own beer and pretzels.
Don't worry, some of us aren't hungry or thirsty.
Some on the other hand, would eat everything, that doesn't run away.
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Old 10-22-2012, 11:27 PM   #6
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Another thread bitching about the German board?

Pathetic.
No, it's not bitching about it.

It's circumventing it.

Obviously there'll be a lot of static from hate-filled clowns like you.
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Old 10-22-2012, 11:28 PM   #7
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Don't worry, some of us aren't hungry or thirsty.
Some on the other hand, would eat everything, that doesn't run away.
I'll keep my knees together.
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Old 10-22-2012, 11:28 PM   #8
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Foreigners go home! The GB is a German-free zone.
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Foreigners go home! The GB is a German-free zone.
Think of the Berlin Airlift.
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Old 10-22-2012, 11:32 PM   #10
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I hope they bring their own beer and pretzels.
They said they'd bring Spaten, but I forgot to ask about the pretzels.
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Old 10-22-2012, 11:34 PM   #11
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Think of the Berlin Airlift.
Are you suggesting we launch an invasion of the German board (aka DDR)?
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Foreigners go home! The GB is a German-free zone.
By the way, ^^^ this was a joke. Though our languages are very different phonetically, we are Germanic cousins. As far as I'm concerned, any Germans seeking to scale the wall out of the Allgemeiner Chat are welcome here.
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Old 10-22-2012, 11:38 PM   #13
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Are you suggesting we launch an invasion of the German board (aka DDR)?
Not possible.

The Fuehrer of the German Board has ME-262s that will destroy our bombers well before they reach their targets.

However, his Navy is shit.

The General Board is basically an unsinkable aircraft carrier. He cannot touch us.

So we sit tight.
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Old 10-22-2012, 11:40 PM   #14
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They said they'd bring Spaten, but I forgot to ask about the pretzels.
You did post a link? I need to freshen up.
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Old 10-22-2012, 11:41 PM   #15
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Not possible.

The Fuehrer of the German Board has ME-262s that will destroy our bombers well before they reach their targets.

However, his Navy is shit.

The General Board is basically an unsinkable aircraft carrier. He cannot touch us.

So we sit tight.
Perhaps we could reach Germany via the French board? We invade in France, and then push our way across the German border.
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They said they'd bring Spaten, but I forgot to ask about the pretzels.
I've got some Franziskaner Weizenbier here, will you go for that? Pretzels are finished, but I'm not hungry anymore.
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Old 10-22-2012, 11:46 PM   #17
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I've got some Franziskaner Weizenbier here, will you go for that?
Okay, now we're cookin' with gas...
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Perhaps we could reach Germany via the French board? We invade in France, and then push our way across the German border.
But don't start a second invasion in Holland this time, didn't went that well last time...
I could tell you if there were some nazis in a hideout there, although I would have to phone my Mum, she always knows everything.
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Old 10-22-2012, 11:49 PM   #19
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Okay, now we're cookin' with gas...
Prost!
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Old 10-22-2012, 11:49 PM   #20
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Perhaps we could reach Germany via the French board? We invade in France, and then push our way across the German border.
Well that's an interesting plan. Is there a French Lit?

Unless they've already surrendered, of course.
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Old 10-22-2012, 11:52 PM   #21
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Well that's an interesting plan. Is there a French Lit?

Unless they've already surrendered, of course.
Last P there was on 10.19.2012...
I'm not sure, what that means...
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Old 10-22-2012, 11:54 PM   #22
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But don't start a second invasion in Holland this time, didn't went that well last time...
I could tell you if there were some nazis in a hideout there, although I would have to phone my Mum, she always knows everything.
make weed and hookers legal for tourists again or there's no telling what might happen.
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Where are the herrs?
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Old 10-22-2012, 11:58 PM   #24
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you have been linked - chat thread.

please continue. the german language is welcome here.
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Old 10-22-2012, 11:58 PM   #25
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Last P there was on 10.19.2012...
I'm not sure, what that means...
That's great news!

It means there's hardly anyone there!

We just need to find someone to open the gate.
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