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11-29-2012, 09:50 AM
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Originally Posted by pmann
I apologize dearly. And trust me, I've been more than punished for my thread tampering. This is permanent damage. Way permanent.
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PM received from pmann: 
I say you more than made up for your transgressions and have earned your worthiness of open discussion on this thread.
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11-29-2012, 09:57 AM
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The Last Unicorn
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PM received from pmann:
I say you more than made up for your transgressions and have earned your worthiness of open discussion on this thread.
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Everyone knows that pic is pig shit. Do you see a mammoth baby arm? Nope. There is no cock at all. Not me. It's a fake. Also, I would've use an apostrophe in "let's".
If you continue with this slander, you'll be told to go rim a rat. |
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11-29-2012, 10:06 AM
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Originally Posted by *******
it's ******* from atlanta, had to get a new screen name, remember me?
Remember me? I'm *******, 28.M.Atlanta- brown hair, blue eyes, 6'0 and fit.
My friends know me as the smart, funny, cute, and driven one of the group who has a bit of a sarcastic streak. They know I like to flirt and have fun, though they have no idea how horny or kinky I am, or how far my fantasies go. I'm not sure they would believe me even if I told them.
I love to run, read, be outside, play and watch sports, go out with friends, explore sexual acts and have fun.
I hope we can chat soon. What are you up to this morning?
******(
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OMG! I get this PM a few times a month! How many screen names can one person possibly need to change?? |
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11-29-2012, 10:13 AM
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Originally Posted by pmann
Everyone knows that pic is pig shit. Do you see a mammoth baby arm? Nope. There is no cock at all. Not me. It's a fake. Also, I would've use an apostrophe in "let's".
If you continue with this slander, you'll be told to go rim a rat.
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OK. I admit. I lied and slandered you for the sake of trying to absolve you of hijacking this thread.
But you're still challenged to show us a pic of your rectal prolapse.
I have my doubts you will. Stick men have no asses. |
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11-29-2012, 01:29 PM
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Fuck you Boots
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Originally Posted by Ashleigh_XOXO
OMG! I get this PM a few times a month! How many screen names can one person possibly need to change??
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He just sent me this one again too on Monday, and then im'd me on yahoo. I told him he was getting quite the reputation for being an asshat with the lit ladies for sending out the same tired pm all the time. I guess that's why he got the new screen name--maybe that is his way of freshening things up.
What a dufus.
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11-29-2012, 02:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Saucyminx
He just sent me this one again too on Monday, and then im'd me on yahoo. I told him he was getting quite the reputation for being an asshat with the lit ladies for sending out the same tired pm all the time. I guess that's why he got the new screen name--maybe that is his way of freshening things up.
What a dufus.
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New name. Old tricks.
If his approach didn't work the first time, what makes him think they'll work the second time?
Now that's what I call a dumb fuck. |
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11-29-2012, 02:45 PM
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The Last Unicorn
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Originally Posted by MsQuote
If his approach didn't work the first time, what makes him think they'll work the second time?
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But it's a NEW NAME! A new name!??!? |
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11-29-2012, 02:59 PM
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Loves Spam
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Originally Posted by Ashleigh_XOXO
OMG! I get this PM a few times a month! How many screen names can one person possibly need to change??
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I got the same PM twice just within the last two weeks! Somebody must be desperate!
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Originally Posted by MsQuote
New name. Old tricks.
If his approach didn't work the first time, what makes him think they'll work the second time?
Now that's what I call a dumb fuck.
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Agreed 
Last edited by Killjoy24 : 11-29-2012 at 03:01 PM.
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11-29-2012, 07:10 PM
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Title: What do you think of this fantasy?
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I'm going to tie you up, your hands behind your back, push you onto your knees and onto the bed. I'll blindfold, you'll be helpless and at my mercy! I'm going to tease, spank, tickle, toy, finger, pinch and play with you for hours on end, however, you're not going to be able to cum. I'm going to bring you to the brink so many times, leaving you so close and yet so far....I'm going to have you begging me, a whimpering, horny wreck...begging, begging me for sweet release. Just as you think you can take it no longer, I'm going to pull your hair and you'll feel my cock finally at the entrance to your soaked pussy. I'll whisper in your ear, "take it all slut" as you feel me bury my cock deep into your waiting slit....fucking you relentlessly and hard, penetrating deep over and over again, "cum for me you naughty girl"...fucking you hard to orgasm after orgasm!!!!
Thoughts? grins
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11-29-2012, 07:50 PM
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Loves Spam
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Title: What do you think of this fantasy?
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Sounds like the sender quoted from one of the BDSM stories. |
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11-29-2012, 07:57 PM
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Sweet n Innocent
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Originally Posted by GrrlFriday
Title: What do you think of this fantasy?
What would your thoughts be on how to reply to this?
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I've gotten that one before. I'd reply: yawn. (Damn, Lit needs a yawn emoticon!)
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Random dicks don't do a damned thing for me.
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If I don't first like the man, his dick is just another dick.
I'm a nurse; I've seen more dicks than a prostitute.
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11-29-2012, 08:08 PM
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Originally Posted by GrrlFriday
Title: What do you think of this fantasy?
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I'm guessing this asshat has never practiced BDSM in his life ... and likely never in PM's either.  |
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11-29-2012, 08:09 PM
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The Last Unicorn
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Originally Posted by GrrlFriday
Title: What do you think of this fantasy?
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Tell him you want to lick you. Then include a link to the Google Image results for "blue waffle". |
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11-29-2012, 08:47 PM
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1,000 Hours
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Originally Posted by pmann
Tell him you want to lick you. Then include a link to the Google Image results for "blue waffle".
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That's all kinds of messed up!
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11-29-2012, 08:52 PM
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Loves Spam
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I've gotten many of the same messages from the same guys, and I'm starting to think I'm being stalked .... freakin' wierdos here on lit. o.O
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11-29-2012, 09:12 PM
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Loves Spam
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Originally Posted by MarcelineTheVampireQueen
I've gotten many of the same messages from the same guys, and I'm starting to think I'm being stalked .... freakin' wierdos here on lit. o.O
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Thats a fact and not all of them are guys! |
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11-29-2012, 09:17 PM
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just this guy, you know?
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ladies: this is why the thread exists. post the redundant and boring-as-fuck PMs here. :>
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11-29-2012, 09:25 PM
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Originally Posted by pmann
Tell him you want to lick you. Then include a link to the Google Image results for "blue waffle".
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pmann ... you are the sickest man I know! |
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11-29-2012, 09:53 PM
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Even with safe search off, I mainly get pictures of actual blue waffles, so I couldn't do that...
Here's another:
Title: Naughty Pics
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If you love COCK, perhaps you'll enjoy checking out my Naughty Pics 
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11-29-2012, 11:16 PM
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This thread is giving me great ideas for PM's. Here I come girls!
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11-29-2012, 11:20 PM
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In my own little world
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This thread is giving me great ideas for PM's. Here I come girls! |
Masochistic, are you?
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11-29-2012, 11:26 PM
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Masochistic, are you?
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Yes..Why not! 
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11-29-2012, 11:30 PM
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In my own little world
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Well, I figured you're either maso or a prankster (or both). I can't think of any other personality type that'd deliberately set out to get shot down and/or ridiculed.
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Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted. ~ Dr. Randy Pausch
This is LIT-erotica where the size of your polysyllable matters. - swiped from Velvet Darkness
For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who do not believe, no proof is possible.~ Stuart Chase
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11-29-2012, 11:42 PM
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Well, I figured you're either maso or a prankster (or both). I can't think of any other personality type that'd deliberately set out to get shot down and/or ridiculed. |
It's the 1 out of 10 times you don't get shot down that matters!! 
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11-29-2012, 11:44 PM
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In my own little world
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It's the 1 out of 10 times you don't get shot down that matters!! |
Probably more like 1 out of thousands, but hey - at least you're not letting the odds kill your optimism.
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What we do, Miss Ventura, does not define who we are. What defines us is how well we rise after falling. ~ Lionel, Maid in Manhattan
Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted. ~ Dr. Randy Pausch
This is LIT-erotica where the size of your polysyllable matters. - swiped from Velvet Darkness
For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who do not believe, no proof is possible.~ Stuart Chase
Swiped from Fire Breeze: my johari window. Curiosity and all that jazz...
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Regarding Dirty PMs: Don't bother. Your orgasm is not my problem.
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