Old 11-29-2012, 09:50 AM   #451
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I apologize dearly. And trust me, I've been more than punished for my thread tampering. This is permanent damage. Way permanent.
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I say you more than made up for your transgressions and have earned your worthiness of open discussion on this thread.

Please continue the conversation.
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Old 11-29-2012, 09:57 AM   #452
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I say you more than made up for your transgressions and have earned your worthiness of open discussion on this thread.

Please continue the conversation.
Everyone knows that pic is pig shit. Do you see a mammoth baby arm? Nope. There is no cock at all. Not me. It's a fake. Also, I would've use an apostrophe in "let's".

If you continue with this slander, you'll be told to go rim a rat.
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Old 11-29-2012, 10:06 AM   #453
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it's ******* from atlanta, had to get a new screen name, remember me?
Remember me? I'm *******, 28.M.Atlanta- brown hair, blue eyes, 6'0 and fit.
My friends know me as the smart, funny, cute, and driven one of the group who has a bit of a sarcastic streak. They know I like to flirt and have fun, though they have no idea how horny or kinky I am, or how far my fantasies go. I'm not sure they would believe me even if I told them.

I love to run, read, be outside, play and watch sports, go out with friends, explore sexual acts and have fun.

I hope we can chat soon. What are you up to this morning?

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OMG! I get this PM a few times a month! How many screen names can one person possibly need to change??
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Old 11-29-2012, 10:13 AM   #454
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Everyone knows that pic is pig shit. Do you see a mammoth baby arm? Nope. There is no cock at all. Not me. It's a fake. Also, I would've use an apostrophe in "let's".

If you continue with this slander, you'll be told to go rim a rat.
OK. I admit. I lied and slandered you for the sake of trying to absolve you of hijacking this thread.

But you're still challenged to show us a pic of your rectal prolapse.

I have my doubts you will. Stick men have no asses.
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Old 11-29-2012, 01:29 PM   #455
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OMG! I get this PM a few times a month! How many screen names can one person possibly need to change??
He just sent me this one again too on Monday, and then im'd me on yahoo. I told him he was getting quite the reputation for being an asshat with the lit ladies for sending out the same tired pm all the time. I guess that's why he got the new screen name--maybe that is his way of freshening things up.

What a dufus.
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Old 11-29-2012, 02:39 PM   #456
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He just sent me this one again too on Monday, and then im'd me on yahoo. I told him he was getting quite the reputation for being an asshat with the lit ladies for sending out the same tired pm all the time. I guess that's why he got the new screen name--maybe that is his way of freshening things up.

What a dufus.
New name. Old tricks.

If his approach didn't work the first time, what makes him think they'll work the second time?

Now that's what I call a dumb fuck.
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Old 11-29-2012, 02:45 PM   #457
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If his approach didn't work the first time, what makes him think they'll work the second time?
But it's a NEW NAME! A new name!??!?
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Old 11-29-2012, 02:59 PM   #458
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OMG! I get this PM a few times a month! How many screen names can one person possibly need to change??
I got the same PM twice just within the last two weeks! Somebody must be desperate!

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New name. Old tricks.

If his approach didn't work the first time, what makes him think they'll work the second time?

Now that's what I call a dumb fuck.
Agreed

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Old 11-29-2012, 07:10 PM   #459
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Sounds like the sender quoted from one of the BDSM stories.
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I've gotten that one before. I'd reply: yawn. (Damn, Lit needs a yawn emoticon!)
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Old 11-29-2012, 08:08 PM   #462
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What would your thoughts be on how to reply to this?
I'm guessing this asshat has never practiced BDSM in his life ... and likely never in PM's either.
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Tell him you want to lick you. Then include a link to the Google Image results for "blue waffle".
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Old 11-29-2012, 08:47 PM   #464
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Tell him you want to lick you. Then include a link to the Google Image results for "blue waffle".
That's all kinds of messed up!
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I've gotten many of the same messages from the same guys, and I'm starting to think I'm being stalked .... freakin' wierdos here on lit. o.O
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I've gotten many of the same messages from the same guys, and I'm starting to think I'm being stalked .... freakin' wierdos here on lit. o.O
Thats a fact and not all of them are guys!
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Old 11-29-2012, 09:17 PM   #467
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ladies: this is why the thread exists. post the redundant and boring-as-fuck PMs here. :>

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Tell him you want to lick you. Then include a link to the Google Image results for "blue waffle".
pmann ... you are the sickest man I know!
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Old 11-29-2012, 09:53 PM   #469
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Even with safe search off, I mainly get pictures of actual blue waffles, so I couldn't do that...

Here's another:

Title: Naughty Pics

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This thread is giving me great ideas for PM's. Here I come girls!
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Masochistic, are you?
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Yes..Why not!
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Well, I figured you're either maso or a prankster (or both). I can't think of any other personality type that'd deliberately set out to get shot down and/or ridiculed.
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Well, I figured you're either maso or a prankster (or both). I can't think of any other personality type that'd deliberately set out to get shot down and/or ridiculed.
It's the 1 out of 10 times you don't get shot down that matters!!
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It's the 1 out of 10 times you don't get shot down that matters!!
Probably more like 1 out of thousands, but hey - at least you're not letting the odds kill your optimism.
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