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Vermilion

Vermilion

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For some unknown reason the fiance has become obsessed with the theme tune for Rawhide. It is blaring out of the speakers for the umpteenth time while the fiance - complete with tan suede stetson - mops the kitchen floor.

I'm just gonna stay sitting here and say *nothing*

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V
 
Don't you love the infinite possibilities of the human?

If someone told you this was going to happen, you'd have scoffed.
 
cantdog said:
Don't you love the infinite possibilities of the human?

If someone told you this was going to happen, you'd have scoffed.
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Well, not necessarily... I am aware of his little pecadilloes...

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V
 
Vermilion said:
For some unknown reason the fiance has become obsessed with the theme tune for Rawhide. It is blaring out of the speakers for the umpteenth time while the fiance - complete with tan suede stetson - mops the kitchen floor.

I'm just gonna stay sitting here and say *nothing*

x
V
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That whole scene is WAY too kinky for me.

Tell you what, V, give him a Frankie Laine's (the guy who sings the Rawhide theme) Greatest Hits CD and see if your finace-unit achieves instant orgasm.

Rumple Foreskin :cool:
 
Vermilion said:
Well, nI am aware of his little pecadilloes...
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Aren't those the little creatures that run around in the West?

Don't just sit there, get into your Calamity Jane outfit and turn on the webcam for the rest of us.
 
Ted-E-Bare said:
Aren't those the little creatures that run around in the West?

Don't just sit there, get into your Calamity Jane outfit and turn on the webcam for the rest of us.
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:D :devil: He's got a good idea hon :D
 
1) Person who wish to clean my kitchen may sing absolutely anything they like.

2) Leather chaps.

3) Roping.

;)
 
BlackShanglan said:
1) Person who wish to clean my kitchen may sing absolutely anything they like.

2) Leather chaps.

3) Roping.

;)
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Watch it Shang. That cowboy has spurs.
 
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V reports he's wearing leather chapps with nothing on underneath.

What made me think of that!
 
He could do worse. Cowboys are actually quite good at cleaning, I've learned, and fixing things. And they're generally pretty quiet but will initiate conversation after they've been alone long enough so they're pretty pleasant to have around. And they bring horses with them! What could be better?
 
THROBBS said:
Tulips on an organ?


oh.
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*tilt my head one way, back the other* Nope, still doesn't make sense. I'm not particularly fond of organs. Horses are much better. Just put the tulips on the horse. He might enjoy a munch later.
 
MagicaPractica said:
*tilt my head one way, back the other* Nope, still doesn't make sense. I'm not particularly fond of organs. Horses are much better. Just put the tulips on the horse. He might enjoy a munch later.
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heehee.

a Punch line to a joke...

Q: What's better than roses on a piano?
A: Tulips on an organ. HAHAHAHHAhahHAHahHHAHAHHAHA! (two lips on an organ)
 
THROBBS said:
heehee.

a Punch line to a joke...

Q: What's better than roses on a piano?
A: Tulips on an organ. HAHAHAHHAhahHAHahHHAHAHHAHA! (two lips on an organ)
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Can't be sure, but that could be a strong indication Throbbs' been into the model airplane glue, again.

Rumple Foreskin :cool:
 
Vermilion said:
Nope, you got the right sort - am sorry to report that he was in fact wearing a shirt though Ladies... It's damn cold here...
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V
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What about socks and may I borrow him after babygrrl? I promise to return him in the same or better condition than I got him :D
 
Vermilion said:
Nope, you got the right sort - am sorry to report that he was in fact wearing a shirt though Ladies... It's damn cold here...
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Oh.

I thought ALL he was wearing was the hat.

;)
 
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