Are there any Swiss German speaking guys here?

Hey, is there anyone who speaks Swiss German? I have a Dutch language fetish and I love the hard G/ch sound in Dutch and I also quite enjoy hearing Swiss German. I happen to think it's a really beautiful language especially in music (even though I don't understand anything) but of course I also find the hard ch sound in Swiss German really sexy so if there's anyone who speaks it then feel free to say hi.