slyc_willie
Captain Crash
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"Oh, No! Not The Bees! Not The Bees! Aaaaahhhhh! Oh, They’re In My Eyes! My Eyes! Aaaahhhhh! Aaaaagghhh!"
"What's wrong, Scott? What did you see up there in the hills?"
Scott spoke hastily as he loaded the shotgun. "You wouldn't believe me if I told you, darlin'."
Becca crossed her arms. "Try me."
"Well, there's something up in those hills that just ain't right. Something big and nasty and worse in every way than a radioactive rabid werewolf on a sugar high. Anything that comes near it gets swallowed up in a way that's both disgusting, horrible and at the same time weirdly erotic."
She frowned. "You said 'both.' That's three things."
He shot her a dark look. "I ain't got time for semantics, Becca. I got a monster to kill."
"Do you even know what it is?"
Scott turned to face her fully. "It's a pussy, Becca. A great, big, man-eating pussy with teeth and eyes." He racked the shotgun one-handed, loading a shell. "And I'm gonna go give it the biggest, baddest, lastest fucking it'll ever know."
With worried eyes and wringing hands, Becca watched after Scott -- her friend, her lover, and now, her hero -- as he darted from the tent and headed into the woods.
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There's my contribution.
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