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Naughty name game
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Here Here
No, no. It's currently "here here", and we'd like it to be "there there".
Or we could say, "There, there, BeccaV. Your personal porn isn't gone; it's just been relocated at a happier, more appropriate place."
Gotta give Cyrano props for the Venus fly trap, though -- deliciously horrifying. Brought to mind Audrey 2 from Little Shop of Horrors: "Feed me, Seymour!"
Hey, great Halloween story idea...a giant alien plant that's really a huge vagina (with teeth), and it yells, "FUCK ME, SEYMOUR!" And he has a ginormous penis he crams into it's gaping maw, and it makes these freaky weird yummy sounds, kind of like the Cookie Monster...
Wait, would this go under Celebrities or Erotic Horror?
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There is a sub-forum of the AH, that I referred to in my earlier post. It's called Writer's Challenges and Exercises. You might have better luck there.
Oh, and unless you already know someone, please don't send them unsolicited PMs, okay?
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We're terribly sorry, Becca V
We do not mean to be rude, you see --
This is the author's thread, where we
Set our imaginations free
It can be quite a sight to see
When we're in groups of two or three
At times we can hardly contain our glee
(a bit like monkeys in a tree --
it's more fun than a spelling bee,
and not as bad as a killing spree)
In our little Den of Iniquity
For this prose and porn -- there is no fee
In fact, it's absolutely free!
(Good lord, that was dreadful. I think I'll have another beer.)
We do not mean to be rude, you see --
This is the author's thread, where we
Set our imaginations free
It can be quite a sight to see
When we're in groups of two or three
At times we can hardly contain our glee
(a bit like monkeys in a tree --
it's more fun than a spelling bee,
and not as bad as a killing spree)
In our little Den of Iniquity
For this prose and porn -- there is no fee
In fact, it's absolutely free!
(Good lord, that was dreadful. I think I'll have another beer.)
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Sing, O Rih-Rih, the anger of Becca V., daughter of Johnny B., that brought countless ills upon the Literoticans. Many a rotten and perverted soul did it send hurrying down to Fetlife, and many an author did it yield up as prey to gimps and dommes alike, for so were the prophecies of the Westboro Baptist Church fulfilled from the day on which the children of Manu, king of the Literoticans, and great Becca V. first fell out with one another.
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This thread was worth it for this post alone.
Write it Cyrano. C'mon....you know you want to.
"Feed Me, Seymour! (Git It)", as voiced by the legendary Levi Stubbs of the Four Tops.
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Write it Cyrano. C'mon....you know you want to.
I actually kind of do.
I'm frightened and confused right now.
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There, there...I know it's scary. Just lie quietly for a few minutes. But don't expect it to pass. It's been planted in your brain by a very twisted muse (moi
), and there's only one way to get it out. (PS: Be sure to include lots of bizarre alien tentacle sex...)
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Well, yeah, of course with the tentacle sex. This ain't my first vegetable alien sex rodeo, I'll have you know.
Now that makes me frightened and confused . . . .
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Wait'll you see the clowns.
I might have nightmares tonight, but they should at least be amusing.
Oh, and the thought of a vegetable alien sex rodeo made beer come out my nose. Thank you so much for that.
Please, please, pretty please
...let me be your beta reader for this one... 
I think those are supposed to be ray guns.
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Ideas are fertilizing as we speak. I think I might have to work The Great Vegetable Rebellion into it somehow. Or maybe, for added Subversion Points, VeggieTales. Whatever the results, I'm pretty sure we can all count on several months' worth of self-loathing and deep regret, so I hope you're happy.
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Ideas are fertilizing as we speak. I think I might have to work The Great Vegetable Rebellion into it somehow. Or maybe, for added Subversion Points, VeggieTales. Whatever the results, I'm pretty sure we can all count on several months' worth of self-loathing and deep regret, so I hope you're happy.
Don't forget Invasion of the Bee Girls, because plants need pollination. That's plant sex, after all.
Happy? I'm ecstatic!
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I had almost forgotten Invasion of the Bee Girls.
Not anymore. They may even need... a Queen Bee*...
(Get it, because Queen... Queen B... I'm here all week, try the veal.)
[Hannibal]I love it when a plan comes together.[/Hannibal]
(* Don't worry, Becca, I'll name her after you in honour of your fine thread which we've so wantonly despoiled.)
Not anymore. They may even need... a Queen Bee*...
(Get it, because Queen... Queen B... I'm here all week, try the veal.)
[Hannibal]I love it when a plan comes together.[/Hannibal]
(* Don't worry, Becca, I'll name her after you in honour of your fine thread which we've so wantonly despoiled.
)
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slyc_willie
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You two should collaborate. Then, once it's done, post a link.
. . . and I'll make sure not to click on it . . . .
. . . and I'll make sure not to click on it . . . .
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You two should collaborate. Then, once it's done, post a link.
. . . and I'll make sure not to click on it . . . .
Oh, you rotter
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Bump bump to top. Please go Long with my initial post or don't post unrelated nonsense that's just rude
It's at this point I have to sympathise, to a certain extent.
Personally, I think this 'game' should have been in the GB, or Writer's chalenges or somewhere.
As to additional, unrelated, contributions, I'm afraid that's par for the course round here, if sometimes painfully.
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You two should collaborate. Then, once it's done, post a link.
. . . and I'll make sure not to click on it . . . .
Click it...click it...you know you want to. It'll be like a train wreck of every plant-related B-grade horror movie ever. Plus Veggie Tales and Beyonce. And dubious uses of carrots, zucchini, cucumber, and other assorted phallic vegetables.
I did feel a little bad, until I realized ash13/Becca V currently has at least 7 personal porn threads active (and more in the past) for sexual role play, or asking for people to write dirty sentences using the name "Becca V". So this 'game' is posted elsewhere. In several locations.
I am rather confused about why her user name isn't Becca V if the name excites her, and sincerely hope there isn't a real Becca V out there somewhere who doesn't know anything about this...
And, you gotta admit, an alien vegetable tentacle sex rodeo (with clowns and Beyonce!) could be infinitely more fun and imaginative than "I'll kiss you where you pee, Becca V".
(no offense to the writer who posted that -- it was no worse than the dreadful poem I posted last night).
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Alright, but promise me there will be plenty of cheesy, B-movie dialogue in it. It's the dialogue that sells it.
Nothing beats Bruce Campbell saying "Gimme some sugar, baby."
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