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Kimikimidoll said:
@GeraltOfRivia:

*gasp* how did you know? Damnit!

He IS R.R.Martin.

Finish your series, damnit!
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I know everything about you... You're just a character in my theme park... And the books are finished, just holding them back for the kicks..
 
Kimikimidoll said:
@GeraltOfRivia:

*gasp* how did you know? Damnit!

He IS R.R.Martin.

Finish your series, damnit!

Edit: sorry, didn't see you there, ice princess!
(Baseless lie: she's really the Ice King from Adventure Time)
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No worries, I'm slow posting and skip all the time!!

Her line of squeaky dog toys was rejected when a concerned dog mom thought the toys were saying "pee pee on me" instead of "heel heel baby"

GeraltOfRivia said:
Come on.. We need lies here... E.g.

She once drank a glass of juice then shoved a stick down her throat and regurgitated a popsicle... :p
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He took the same stick and pulled out a fudgesicle
 
He likes to mark the furniture in the living room and blame it on the dog.

OOPS, slow again.

She is Kim Kardashians (spelling) stunt double, she gets paid to have sex with Kanye-every time!
 
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Ask For More said:
TPAM will trade cuddles for hot dogs. Come on girl, at least demand ribs or something.
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*Sobs* but I really like hot dogs!
Waaaah this is becoming more like 'let everyone air your dirty laundry' thread!
(lolz)

TPAM he's hidden Ace somewhere and that's why Oda-sensei can't find him and had to kill him off *glares*

Edit:lol wut 3 posts in like, 3 seconds..
@tall ladies man: always unfortunately attracts dudes
 
Kimikimidoll said:
*Sobs* but I really like hot dogs!
Waaaah this is becoming more like 'let everyone air your dirty laundry' thread!
(lolz)

TPAM he's hidden Ace somewhere and that's why Oda-sensei can't find him and had to kill him off *glares*
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Dirty laundry?? TPAM is clearly a closet otaku!

I had hot dog for dinner last night. With bacon, and eggs. Are you getting a wee bit excited? :D
 
Kimikimidoll said:
TPAM is a chicken. Like the actual, cluck cluck chicken. (What, aren't they related to dinosaurs? Which are like dragons?)
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Tpam mentioned cluck cluck chickens, cos she was involved in a trial to genetically
Breed chickens with four legs for the food industry, the trial was axed when they realised nobody could catch the little fuckers
 
Ask For More said:
Dirty laundry?? TPAM is clearly a closet otaku!

I had hot dog for dinner last night. With bacon, and eggs. Are you getting a wee bit excited? :D
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*licks lips*

TPAM seduces sweet unassuming girls with promise of hotdogs but feeds them tofu instead! Gotcha!

Edit:
@Seth: He *wishes* he could've done the boing boing with Wilt Chamerlain
@Micky: Is jelly because I made chickens with 4 legs but he didn't...
 
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Ask For More said:
Dirty laundry?? TPAM is clearly a closet otaku!

I had hot dog for dinner last night. With bacon, and eggs. Are you getting a wee bit excited? :D
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Tpam doesn't realise his bacon and eggs means a days work for the chicken and lifetime commitment for the piggy
 
MickyP is a direct descendant of Alexander the Great, and he once stole a purple bra from his auntie's clothes line.
 
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