MistressMoira
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When it feels so good because you've been waiting for it for so long.
Sexual sayings, witticisms, pick up lines and memes
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MistressMoira
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Do you know what would look good on you?
Me!
Me!
MistressMoira
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Cuddling.
It's all sweet and innocent until someone gets a boner.
It's all sweet and innocent until someone gets a boner.
MistressMoira
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My imagination is fucking you like crazy right now.
MistressMoira
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You're someone's reason to masturbate.
Christobal
Mostly I'm comfortable
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Hello. That sounds like a grand idea. Will I be allowed to breath sometimes?
MistressMoira
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Your pants, they bother me. Take them off.
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Having a dirty mind makes ordinary conversations much more interesting.
rae121452
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gore vidal is quoted as saying: never refuse an offer for sex or to be on television.
i've also heard him quoted as saying: a gentleman never refuses the offer of a free blowjob or free liquor.
i prefer the second............................
i've also heard him quoted as saying: a gentleman never refuses the offer of a free blowjob or free liquor.
i prefer the second............................
where_is_RUTH
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Bump ?
Keep calm and wank...
Don't see it on a T-shirt do you.?
Keep calm and wank...
Don't see it on a T-shirt do you.?
LadyPleaser2
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Just saying
Women should be obscene and not heard.
Women should be obscene and not heard.
jp55665566
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If at first you don't succeed; keep sucking.
http://blowjobgif.net/albums/2016/06/05/8/1/you-can-tell-when-a-babe-is-hungry-for-male-seed.gif
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Wild_Honey_66
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Hello, Mistress! 
I saw your name while looking for a thread around here, and thought I'd pop in and say hi.
I saw your name while looking for a thread around here, and thought I'd pop in and say hi.
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