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Funny pictures......

haha

thesweetsweetness said:
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ha ha.... Awesome death sentence.....
 
njoy

A lady went to a newspaper firm to publish her story
saying "I'm looking for a man who won't beat me, leave
me and who will satisfy me in bed".
Two weeks later she heard a knock on her door as she
opened, she saw a man with no arms and legs and she
asked, "How can I help you?"
The guy quickly answered, "I'm answering your request for
a man."
The lady continued, "You have no arms!" The guy
answered, "I won't beat you".
Lady: You have no legs.
Guy: I won't leave you.
Lady: How will you satisfy me in bed?
Guy: What do you think I was knocking with?
 
RawHumor said:
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Ha ha ha....I'm going to post this in the self defense class I teach at a shelter for battered women.

Ha ha ha.... Maybe you'll run into one of them some day and they'll beat your knuckle dragging ass.

Douche bag.
 
lovecraft68 said:
Ha ha ha....I'm going to post this in the self defense class I teach at a shelter for battered women.

Ha ha ha.... Maybe you'll run into one of them some day and they'll beat your knuckle dragging ass.

Douche bag.
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LOL

Yes, that's exactly the appropriate reaction to that picture. That pic was ALL about abuse and not at all about sado-maso-fun between consenting adults.

Cheers and have a frog donut.
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peacock

An old man was sitting on a bus. A young man sat down beside him.


He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, blue and yellow.


The old man Just stared. Every time the young man looked,the old man was staring.


The young man finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter
old timer, never done anything wild in your life?"



Without batting an eye, the old man replied,
"Got drunk once And Fucked a Peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.
 
joke

An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!"

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house.

A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the of the Ferrari and enters the house.He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them:
"Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the
problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family
situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide
for your daughter for the rest of her life.""Additionally, if a
girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, a beach house, two
retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa, and a
$2,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will
be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If
twins, they will receive a factory and$2,000,000 each.
However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I
do?"


At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a
hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You fuck
her again."
 
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