Steak And Blow Job Day!!!

RUlookingup · Jan 21, 2011

bobbyinhouston said:
I am a day off.I will get my blowjob tomorrow Sat. I have allready paid for it. My wife requires up front payment. What she does not know is that I plan on bringing my two blk co-workers along. Boy won't she be suprised.

blowing them in front of your wife.....kinky devil

Riles · Jan 21, 2011

IhateClowns said:
It is getting closer ladies. Better start working those jaw muscles. I want a nice Porthouse please

Ahem....it's PORTERhouse.
And it's trumped by a ribeye in my opinion.

Now if only I could somehow incorporate the theme of this thread into my advertising for Beef sales... hmmmm.

Wave_Rider · Jan 21, 2011

Steaks and BJ's:

I only like ONE of them to be done Well.

Sadly, it has become all too Rare.

McMeanie · Jan 21, 2011

Riles said:
Ahem....it's PORTERhouse.
And it's trumped by a ribeye in my opinion.

Now if only I could somehow incorporate the theme of this thread into my advertising for Beef sales... hmmmm.

Try social media-get people tweeting about #steakNbjday

Riles · Jan 22, 2011

McMeanie said:
Try social media-get people tweeting about #steakNbjday

Okay, my second issue is a supply one.

There's just only so many steaks to be had. I mean blow job and ground beef day just doesn't have the same ring to it.

IhateClowns · Jan 22, 2011

Riles said:
Ahem....it's PORTERhouse.
And it's trumped by a ribeye in my opinion.

Now if only I could somehow incorporate the theme of this thread into my advertising for Beef sales... hmmmm.

Well thank God my lack of typing skills won't affect me getting that steak or BJ

I want to thank MYW for letting me know about this holiday

msmaggie · Jan 22, 2011

Sadly, I have no one to celebrate this holiday with...

ImSinister · Jan 22, 2011

Riles said:
Ahem....it's PORTERhouse.
And it's trumped by a ribeye in my opinion.

Now if only I could somehow incorporate the theme of this thread into my advertising for Beef sales... hmmmm.

Right on, Riles. Cowboy Ribeye (bone in) is my favorite cut of steak.

Damn this thread - I always want a blowjob when I read Lit but now I want a steak, too.

kiwi_submissive · Jan 22, 2011

Will not be helping out on that day, I refuse to cook steak anything past rare and it's hard to find someone who eats their steak that way.

mslv4Her · Jan 22, 2011

kiwi_submissive said:
Will not be helping out on that day, I refuse to cook steak anything past rare and it's hard to find someone who eats their steak that way.

Honey, if it means getting a blowjob, I'll eat the steak raw!

IhateClowns · Mar 11, 2011

Hey ladies don't forget your man this coming Monday. Monday blues are no longer here at least for this upcoming week. I plan on jerking off 8 times prior to the bj so she has to stay there a while. I don't get them too often so I want the moment to last as long as possible.

Jinxi Minxi · Mar 11, 2011

But I don't have a man to give my mouth work on. Can I still have my steak?

IhateClowns · Mar 11, 2011

BodaciousBitch said:
But I don't have a man to give my mouth work on. Can I still have my steak?

Ummmm this is for the fellas..you cook them a steak. You ladies have your VD we have our S&BJ

Jinxi Minxi · Mar 11, 2011

IhateClowns said:
Ummmm this is for the fellas..you cook them a steak. You ladies have your VD we have our S&BJ

But you just said don't forget your man this Monday....I'm saying I don't have a man. AND I don't have VD thank you Mister.

goodgurlgetsbad · Mar 11, 2011

is it tomorow ? March 12 ? coz its also I lost my cherry today anniversary - March 12

Golden_Silence · Mar 11, 2011

IhateClowns said:
Hey ladies don't forget your man this coming Monday. Monday blues are no longer here at least for this upcoming week. I plan on jerking off 8 times prior to the bj so she has to stay there a while. I don't get them too often so I want the moment to last as long as possible.

Thats it sunshine - prime that fucker

IhateClowns · Mar 11, 2011

goodgurlgetsbad said:
is it tomorow ? March 12 ? coz its also I lost my cherry today anniversary - March 12

March 14th

Golden_Silence · Mar 11, 2011

goodgurlgetsbad said:
is it tomorow ? March 12 ? coz its also I lost my cherry today anniversary - March 12

No - Monday 14th - this is not a joke - it really is such a day, except Hallmark hasn't quite found a marketing angle on it as yet

IhateClowns · Mar 11, 2011

BodaciousBitch said:
But you just said don't forget your man this Monday....I'm saying I don't have a man. AND I don't have VD thank you Mister.

Then you you can relax your jaw muscles and pop in a frozen dinner...all is good

charmed1 · Mar 11, 2011

IhateClowns said:
Hey ladies don't forget your man this coming Monday. Monday blues are no longer here at least for this upcoming week. I plan on jerking off 8 times prior to the bj so she has to stay there a while. I don't get them too often so I want the moment to last as long as possible.

Duly noted.

IhateClowns · Mar 11, 2011

Golden_Silence said:
Thats it sunshine - prime that fucker

Exactly..I want to be walking like a bull rider when she sees me coming towards her.

IhateClowns · Mar 11, 2011

Golden_Silence said:
No - Monday 14th - this is not a joke - it really is such a day, except Hallmark hasn't quite found a marketing angle on it as yet

Yeah I think Hallmark is missing the boat here. There is a demographic that would buy those cards up.

Jinxi Minxi · Mar 12, 2011

IhateClowns said:
Then you you can relax your jaw muscles and pop in a frozen dinner...all is good

LOLs, no such luck, I'm still having my steak and eating it!

IhateClowns · Mar 12, 2011

BodaciousBitch said:
LOLs, no such luck, I'm still having my steak and eating it!

Well I suppose you can work out those jaw muscles so when it does come time they will be strong

Golden_Silence · Mar 12, 2011

IhateClowns said:
Yeah I think Hallmark is missing the boat here. There is a demographic that would buy those cards up.

I think so too.... they could tie it in with an offer on ribeye and then it would suit the economic climate too

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