bailadora
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Reminds me of a lovely comeback I heard somewhere: "Oh wow! It's just like a penis only smaller!"
*files away for future use*
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Reminds me of a lovely comeback I heard somewhere: "Oh wow! It's just like a penis only smaller!"
I used to have this link..
That is awesome!
May I...Ask, respectfully, if you find
(insert pic link here)
erotic?
I am 48, and a (career that indicates he is likely a douche) here in Central XXXX. I hope you're having a wonderful time here on Lit. And enough with the photons.
Yours,
Asshat
Nothing completely outrageous, but still probably trolling. At least he's not all "hey baby let's do it" but the more I think about it, the more annoyed I get. Four things bother me about this:
1. You don't want to be respectful, or you wouldn't keep sending PMs when I don't respond to the first one. That isn't respectful, it's wasting my time.
2. I didn't ask you to send me a pic. If you want to know if people find it erotic, how about posting it on the Erotic Couples Images thread? You'll get lots of feedback, I'm sure. I did not respond because after seeing the pic, the couple looked like they were not quite 18 and it frankly creeped me out.
3. "enough with the photons" Now you insult my profession and my adorable nerdiness! Poorly played, Asshat, poorly played. Be thankful you are not on my exam table or I'd fire up that KV and MAS and fry your tiny testicles right off.
4. Signed "Yours"? I do not know you...you are not mine!!
Please someone tell me I'm not the only lucky one to receive PMs from this guy!
Before I had even began to fill in my profile details I received this little gem:
may i ask you
have you ever left your wet panties for some elese to find them ?
I mean really, what ever happened to hello?!
Well!!!! Have you?!?!? I asked in private, but you ignored me!
Let's talk about career with the hottest and non-douchiest people in them instead. I'll start:
ENGINEERS!!
It's sad, isn't it, when they don't even realize that a little bit of "work" would more than likely increase their odds. You're right he probably just lays three in bed and makes the girl do all the work....lazy bastard!!!
perhaps the fuckwit will see this and possibly get a clue. hell, i think you just bought him one!xbuxombabex quoth:
...just offered my suggestions on how an asshat could get more responses & got this in return -
"i do just fine thanks lol
that's a lot of work to more than likely not even get a reply."
i suggested, rather than cutting & pasting a message, using a woman's name & saying he liked something about her in his PMs - if that's a lot of work then i despair to think what he must be like in bed!
Granny porn, send them granny porn, that should cool their jets.
Sir Asshat O'Knickerlicker said:I would like to lick your panties.
And feel your heel crush my balls...