The Last Thing You Thought...

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-sticks flashdrive in pocket-

I will save that for a usefull moment... like next time your a turd.
 
Dammit, I'm allergic to almonds!

This is some nice information I may or may not use.

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Awww but it made me laugh, almost too much :D

Thanks for the offer too :rose:
:kiss:
I love Otters they are adorable!!!




Pity. :(
I knowwwwww -pouts-

so.. drop something else down there already!
This is some nice information I may or may not use.

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o_O

I dont die or anything buttmunch!
Moi? A turd? Impossibru!
............................................................................................................wow
 
I did adopt this beauty yesterday. Her owner recently passed and so she needed a home. Her name is Princess.
 

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I knowwwwww -pouts-

so.. drop something else down there already!

o_O

I dont die or anything buttmunch!

............................................................................................................wow

*Giggles* Hmmmm....are you allergic to a strawberry!
 
Oh no..it would not but it'd be fun.

Holds up finger dramatically.

Fear not, dear maiden! I shall retrieve the offending nut with great haste! With naught but my lips and teeth to guide me! Though peril may find me, though I may lose my way in thy bountiful bosom, I will ne'er fail thee!

Dives in.
 
NOPE not a bit............


mmmmm... strawberry cleavage!

In that case..

Oops I dropped a strawberry between my cleavage!

Holds up finger dramatically.

Fear not, dear maiden! I shall retrieve the offending nut with great haste! With naught but my lips and teeth to guide me! Though peril may find me, though I may lose my way in thy bountiful bosom, I will ne'er fail thee!

Dives in.

*Giggles* Chivalry is not dead!!
 
This is the only time I will reply to your guesses. ... no, not really.

She gets wicked horny, spazzy, and violent all at once. So, whenever she has almonds, she feels the need to fuck, bite, and stab all at once.

...

I just used wicked like that in a sentence.
 
In that case..

Oops I dropped a strawberry between my cleavage!



*Giggles* Chivalry is not dead!!
WOOOT... i'm a-goin' clevage divin...
She gets wicked horny, spazzy, and violent all at once. So, whenever she has almonds, she feels the need to fuck, bite, and stab all at once.

...

I just used wicked like that in a sentence.
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Fine, I'll make up my own way on how you react to almonds.
go right ahead...
 
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