Ǽltya
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I had cartoon sex once. I think they call it marriage.
I was married to Foghorn Leghorn. He wouldn't shut up so I shot him.
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I had cartoon sex once. I think they call it marriage.
Ǽltya;25455062 said:I was married to Foghorn Leghorn. He wouldn't shut up so I shot him.
Did you fricasee him in a fine sauce?
Ǽltya;25455760 said:He was too full of buckshot to bother with.
*snort*That's too bad. I have a really great recipe for chicken al a king.
Ǽltya;25455943 said:*snort*
He thought he was a king. How apropos.
How the mighty have fallen!
How the mighty have fallen!
That's always on your mind, is it?Falling or diving in?
That's always on your mind, is it?
A boy losing his head in his excitement, and haunted with it forever after...
I think "boy" is the operative word.
Guess everyone has to work tomorrow
Come to think of it, so do I
Looks like the party's over.
Looks like the party's over.
I sent him off to bed. We'll finish it tomorrow.I hope the elf can clean this mess
Want to borrow a bulldozer?
I woke the elf early this morning. He complained about timezones and not enough sleep but I ignored him.I sent him off to bed. We'll finish it tomorrow.
Good night all.
Lets get this place in shape, big party tonight!
*Sweep, sweep, sweep*
Can someone help Rolf unload those cases of Champagne for tonight???
Ǽltya;25467963 said:Need a hand?
This is just the champagne, still need the rest of the booze on that big truck out there
Then the one with the food and snacks will be here
*needs to change to bulging bicep icon*