Faux_Pas
Santa Baby...
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Maybe it's just tired from running in that wheel all day.
It's got lasers.
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Maybe it's just tired from running in that wheel all day.
It's got lasers.
They've evolved lasers?!
You ever try sneaking a laser-wielding shark into a building?!
A laser mouse is so much more convenient.
Unless it sneezes.
Then you have a new pocket.
And no reason to shave.
Case in point, men should not carry a laser mouse in their pockets.
You ever try sneaking a laser-wielding shark into a building?!
A laser mouse is so much more convenient.
Unless it sneezes.
Then you have a new pocket.
And no reason to shave.
But think of the pick up lines!
Wait, no, it should be a snake in that case....
You should probably construct some kind of Cyclops-like visor for the mouse so that doesn't happen. Shouldn't be that hard to get a hold of that much ruby and mold it into a visor-shape, right?
I will admit, "I have a laser snake in my pants" sounds more approachable and intriguing than the same sentence, sans laser.
And who would handle the visor?
LT - now, if only I can find a picture!
Ok, one laser mouse, coming up.
EEEEEEEEEEK!!!
jumps up on chair, in a panic
(note: I am not afraid of mice. Only laser mice)
I will refrain from a laser snake then, although apparently that gets the ladies going.
*glances over at Faux, wondering why she is laughing at her PMs so much*
LT: I would give anything for some garden fresh tomatoes right now. Summer seems ages away.
Oh god yes! Fresh sliced tomatoes and mayonnaise sandwiches! Maybe a fried egg and a slice of cheese and bacon!
Duke's Mayo! I can't even contemplate such a delicious sandwich right now, in the dead of winter. This is another thing that requires sweetea, we seem to be following a pattern here...