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THE FIRST RULE by Robert Crais
The Story: Four thugs invade a home and murder everyone. One of the dead is a guy Joe Pike worked with years ago. Joe Pike hasn't seen the guy in years but vows revenge, hunts the killers across Los Angeles, and assembles a team of retired commandos to help him.
Its a fun read if you like nonstop action dripping with blood. The scene with the Pitbulls eating 3 of the killers is excellent. There's even a trailer park in the story! Be still my heart. But the first half of the book is a tedious and viscous march thru mud, Joe Pike sleepwalks everywhere looking for Mike Hunt. The book comes to life in the last half when the Magnificent 7 are reunited and re-create every action-hero there is.
But, and its a big but, Joe Pike becomes his alter-ego. Joe is always mysterious and secretive and quiet. Usually he has muscle tics when he expresses any profound and deeply felt emotion. A long conversation with Joe usually includes YES and NO and maybe a shoulder shrug. But in this book he warbles like Prince Hamlet...about everything. Its like he morphed into Roseanne Roseanna Danna. Joe never shuts up.
The other thing I didn't like are all the little factual errors. Crais doesn't know the name of the preservative manufacturers use to protect rifles. And Joe can smell chlorine from the pool, inside the house. Oh! My! Chlorine is odorless unless it reacts with ammonia, and the only ammonia in a pool comes from urine in the water. Think about that the next time youre in the pool or Jacuzzi, alone with your hunny.
Cosmoline!!!!! Keeps my rifle clean!
The Story: Four thugs invade a home and murder everyone. One of the dead is a guy Joe Pike worked with years ago. Joe Pike hasn't seen the guy in years but vows revenge, hunts the killers across Los Angeles, and assembles a team of retired commandos to help him.
Its a fun read if you like nonstop action dripping with blood. The scene with the Pitbulls eating 3 of the killers is excellent. There's even a trailer park in the story! Be still my heart. But the first half of the book is a tedious and viscous march thru mud, Joe Pike sleepwalks everywhere looking for Mike Hunt. The book comes to life in the last half when the Magnificent 7 are reunited and re-create every action-hero there is.
But, and its a big but, Joe Pike becomes his alter-ego. Joe is always mysterious and secretive and quiet. Usually he has muscle tics when he expresses any profound and deeply felt emotion. A long conversation with Joe usually includes YES and NO and maybe a shoulder shrug. But in this book he warbles like Prince Hamlet...about everything. Its like he morphed into Roseanne Roseanna Danna. Joe never shuts up.
The other thing I didn't like are all the little factual errors. Crais doesn't know the name of the preservative manufacturers use to protect rifles. And Joe can smell chlorine from the pool, inside the house. Oh! My! Chlorine is odorless unless it reacts with ammonia, and the only ammonia in a pool comes from urine in the water. Think about that the next time youre in the pool or Jacuzzi, alone with your hunny.
Cosmoline!!!!! Keeps my rifle clean!
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