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With everyone up in my last thread moaning and complaining about all and sundry, I'm going to go pull a liter of lager and go write for a while. So there!
The Naked Party Thread
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Bump to un-stick the Bear
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I'm re-writing my first novel. There's one scene in it I don't like, mostly because it was done so much better by someone else. And I'm going to finish the second one but I'm too tired right now. Very successful day in the shop, though, so with high hopes for tomorrow, I'm going to bed. 
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SW, you come see me, honey, pirates know about sunburn. I have a great lotion and treatment--it will even work on a cute little witch. First we get some sport drink or OJ into you, get you hydrated and replentish your exectrolytes. Then a little vitamin C and E along with some ibuprophen for the inflamation. Next we'll bathe you gently, ever so gently, to get the sand, lotion, etc, off, and then I'll apply generous amounts of my lotion mixture of Aloe Vera and Hydrocortisone cream. Tomorrow or the next day, you'll be good as new and ready to thank me.
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Eddie, darlin', have I mentioned you're my favorite pirate? Smooches.
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Is it okay if I watch? It's purely a scientific observation since I'm an amateur dermatologist, I assure you.
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Is it okay if I watch? It's purely a scientific observation since I'm an amateur dermatologist, I assure you.
Join the queue. . . . .
I'll bring my camera.
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Butter is not good for sunburn. It should only be issued to the spectators . . . 
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Butter is not good for sunburn. It should only be issued to the spectators . . .
Better put it on the rolls for the ham & tomato sandwiches.
Anyone care for a glass of something ?
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*nods in agreement while taking long pull on beer mug* And the cold beef and red onion on rye.
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Sometimes a good cool Beer is exactly the right thing, nicht Var ?
I'll have a long Bianco vermouth & lemonade.
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I forgot to put the IPA in the fridge before I left for class. That leaves me washing the sawdust out of my throat with a gin and tonic. Tough life, I know . . .
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Very.
but how cool do you have your IPA ?
About 55 degrees is the recommended, I believe.
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Perhaps in the cool damp of the UK, but in SoCal when the normal day's high is above 80, I keep mine at 37.
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Hmmm . . . lunch time. I wonder what there is back in the fridge. Pate'? Some unconsumed caviar? Knockwurst and kraut?
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Bologna and cheese on whole wheat. I already looked.
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Ham & Tomato on Hovis
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Cold hamburger with mustard
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Welcome to a world of unbridled sensuality, where the only restrictions are from insufficient imagination. A world of fantastic sexual delights and overwhelming passions.
You're about to enter--The Naked Party Zone.
Or just a place to leave the rest of the world behind.
Welcome to the party.
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Well, hello there, stranger. Where'd you get off to?
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I've been hiding with a sickly computer, a drought, and a garden to be babied. How have you been?
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Oh good. As long as it wasn't too serious. . . .
Welcome back, Molly.
A glass of something refreshing perhaps ?
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The way the day's heating up, a liter of lager American style--super cold!
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