The $1 vibrator
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Vodka, balalaika, fur coat, and an axe. What more could a girl want?
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Absolutely nothing. It is Devine.
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Oh Jesus, I bought something similar a few years ago. The fucking prick broke in the 1st 3min of use. I was blamed for some reason... How the hell do i break that?? You turn it on.. Slid it in... It stops working.. How is this my fault?
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Depends on what you mean by "slid it in". Were you "turning the soil with a spade" or "plowing the back forty" with it?
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I admit, I was plowing... It's what the situation required!
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You can't play cheap then. Go industrial strength, I always say.
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Like I said, it was years ago... We've learned.. Evolved.
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I worked with a dude who's wife would inform him of the latest and strongest reciprocating saws on the market.... I leave that to the imagination.
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Very true.. Bit that wasn't their set up.
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I like the versatility. *nods*
Should stop any complaints about that time of the month!
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Rude thing, flipping us the bird like that.
Did you apply a male tongue to keep the swelling down?
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No axe??
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Pounding could be severe...............
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Yes!
Wow....
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$1 vibe??? I'll pass. Granted our love boxes are amazing but... I am careful about what I let go in there...
(I mean I'm not a clueless girl anymore who uses the handle of her hairbrush!)
(I mean I'm not a clueless girl anymore who uses the handle of her hairbrush!)
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