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Deprived_in_AZ said:
Chokes on the last bite during a hot dog eating contest. Too bad too because he's about to win.
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Successfully became a YouTube meme while attempting to perform a death defying act involving water and high voltage.
 
Gamine67 said:
Successfully became a YouTube meme while attempting to perform a death defying act involving water and high voltage.
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Denied the flat-Earth theory right up until the day she swam off the edge of the world.
 
Struck by a lightning bolt on her way to Thundercats' Academy.
 
She was put in an art museum as a work of living art.
 
Gamine67 said:
Flatlined after finding out his ‘private’ photos were leaked to the National Enquirer.
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Pushed me out of the way of an oncoming bus but didn't escape it herself. My hero. We will never forget you!
 
Taegul said:
Pushed me out of the way of an oncoming bus but didn't escape it herself. My hero. We will never forget you!
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Expired from embarrassment for almost killing Thread that I kibdly resuscitated.
 
Gamine67 said:
Poorly timed carving turn when a sculling draw was appropriate as the tangent vector closed. Actually it was a rock.
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Nice use of terminology. Bonus points if you can name the stroke I’m using in my AV pic. ;)

She wanted to paddle tandem with me in the above scenario.
 
jasonmason said:
Nice use of terminology. Bonus points if you can name the stroke I’m using in my AV pic. ;)

Sweep Stroke? (I had to look that up)

She wanted to paddle tandem with me in the above scenario.
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Volunteered for I’ll advised testing of an ejection seat.
 
Gamine67 said:
Volunteered for I’ll advised testing of an ejection seat.
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It might have been. But I usually use a hanging or glide draw when I peel out of eddies. I’ll give you the points though. :)

Learned how to kayak from me. :D
 
Tried to do a flip while in his kayak, head hit a rock, alligators tore him to shreds.
 
A horde of pitchfork and torch bearing villagers eager to right the wrongs done unto vegetarian sensibilities
 
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