The Naked Party Thread

TE999 said:

When I was a lad, a hometown ice cream parlor served a flavor called 'Buttermint' which I loved. When I returned home on leave many years later, it had closed. I haven't been able to find anything like it since.

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voluptuary_manque said:

Like Goldilocks strips off her pinafore to reveal a leather harness? I've never done a
BDSM before.

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TE999 said:

More like an Erotic Couplings story...a threesome with some m/f , f/m/f and f/f action. Something for everyone.

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Tricialen said:

Hello Naked Ones

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sadangel said:

JUST LAUGHS!!

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Tricialen said:

Hello Naked Ones

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sadangel said:

Hey Tric!!

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TE999 said:

Hi Trish!

How you, darlin'?

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Tricialen said:

I'm good...how are you? I liked your contest story...

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TE999 said:

I'm doin' well, thanks. Readin', editin' and writin' up a storm.

Thanks, sweetie. Once the Lit vote hoover gets rid of the troll onesies votes...I might actually reach a 3.0 score.

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Tricialen said:

hello angel...are these guys treating you good?

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sadangel said:

Yup. These guys treat me like an angel!!

Even when I'm a little devil!!

*let me know if you need me to teach them to treat YOU right!!*

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Tricialen said:

Awww I hate Trolls....and there is plenty of time to gather votes....

I've been writing too....and reading...and sleeping....ahhh the life of leisure

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TE999 said:

Tell me about it...we don't live by work alone...we must have our relaxation too.

So many folks cannot seem to strike a balance between the two...unfortunately.

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sadangel said:

Yup. These guys treat me like an angel!!

Even when I'm a little devil!!

*let me know if you need me to teach them to treat YOU right!!*

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Tricialen said:

That's not necessary. They're my babies....and treat me like a princess

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TE999 said:

You ladies can always count on a kiss and a snuggle from me...I love women, but I respect them as well.

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sadangel said:

That you do. And I'll commend the other men in this thread. They are the same way. Always very respectful to us ladies...and angels...and little devils!!!

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voluptuary_manque said:

I don't think that Goldilocks violates bestiality. Think about it. How many variants are there on Little Red Riding Hood and the wolf's no alien. Then there's the dragon violating the maiden genre. Talking, bipedal bears are no more realistic than dragons, (with one obvious exception, of course) and since they can think and talk, Goldi's potential playmates/tormenters/captors/violators/whathaveyou are more "furry" than beast. It would work.

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TE999 said:

Good point. This story idea is getting more interesting by the minute.

Reminds me of a joke:

Little Red Riding Hood's walking thru the forest when out from behind a tree jumps the wolf.

"Grrrr...I'm going to eat you Red."

"Eat, eat, eat," she replies, "Doesn't anyone fuck anymore?"

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voluptuary_manque said:

Actually, there's a feminist dirty joke along the reverse of those lines but it's a kind of a shaggy dog story. Remind me to tell it in Chicago. And now that the grain is raised and the wood dry again, it's back to the shop. See everyone tomorrow, unless y'all are out partying.

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voluptuary_manque said:

Actually, there's a feminist dirty joke along the reverse of those lines but it's a kind of a shaggy dog story. Remind me to tell it in Chicago. And now that the grain is raised and the wood dry again, it's back to the shop. See everyone tomorrow, unless y'all are out partying.

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TE999 said:

I'm partial to the angels and devils myself...I find the contrast extremely sexy.

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voluptuary_manque said:

I don't think that Goldilocks violates bestiality. Think about it. How many variants are there on Little Red Riding Hood and the wolf's no alien. Then there's the dragon violating the maiden genre. Talking, bipedal bears are no more realistic than dragons, (with one obvious exception, of course) and since they can think and talk, Goldi's potential playmates/tormenters/captors/violators/whathaveyou are more "furry" than beast. It would work.

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TE999 said:

Good point. This story idea is getting more interesting by the minute.

Reminds me of a joke:

Little Red Riding Hood's walking thru the forest when out from behind a tree jumps the wolf.

"Grrrr...I'm going to eat you Red."

"Eat, eat, eat," she replies, "Doesn't anyone fuck anymore?"

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voluptuary_manque said:

Actually, there's a feminist dirty joke along the reverse of those lines but it's a kind of a shaggy dog story. Remind me to tell it in Chicago. And now that the grain is raised and the wood dry again, it's back to the shop. See everyone tomorrow, unless y'all are out partying.

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TE999 said:

Watch your paws, VM.

Have a good one.

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sadangel said:

*blushes*


That's what I was wondering. It would go under perhaps Sci-fi of a sorts!



*blushes* That's such a dirty joke!!



HEY VM... no fair. I won't be there..... So tell me in a pm if you can't here!!



I'm headed off to bed in a few. Gonna have me some sweet dreams and try to get some good sleep!

Have a good one Tom, and VM and Tric and everyone else!!

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