suckonsimon
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I want to have a really, really big wedding okay?
Been a long time, Liz! and, wow, worth waiting for!
If You Woke Up With The Person Above You What Would Be The First Thing You'd Say ?
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Been a long time, Liz! and, wow, worth waiting for!
Handley_Page
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I want to have a really, really big wedding okay?
Wanna hire my Dragon ?
LizVegas79
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If it's a boy, let's name him Ryan. And if it's a girl, let's name her Madison, okay?
Handley_Page
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If it's a boy, let's name him Ryan. And if it's a girl, let's name her Madison, okay?
No chance.
I have a grandson named Madison.
And his given name is unpronounceable.
SamScribble
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No chance.
I have a grandson named Madison.
And his given name is unpronounceable.
Bridges Of, HP. How hard is that?
Handley_Page
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OK, call him "Bridges"
It will be a change from the throat-wrenching gargle sounds.
LizVegas79
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We don't have to get married right away. We can wait until Saturday if you want.
Handley_Page
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I'll give you
Bridges' phone number; make your own arrangements, but
I insist he's back on duty no later the 10am.
Handley_Page
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OK, gang,
Why was Bridges late on duty ?
Why was Bridges late on duty ?
Tio_Narratore
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Well, it's a long story, HP, but he saw your Free Association Thread comment about Elizabeth Montgomery, and looked her up in Wikipedia. Apparently he decided to reprise the Charles Bronson role (the Man) opposite Elizabeth Montgomery's (the Woman) in the Twilight Zone episode "Two.". With the war over, he saw no need to be punctual.
SamScribble
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Handley_Page
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The war's over!? Who knew? Maybe I should set the alarm for a little earlier.
You didn't miss much, I fear.
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Writer_Writerson
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Please come back to bed, HP!
You don't have to uncuff me if you don't want to...
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Kimikimidoll
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Good lord, what sin did I commit last night to get this...
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Apparently, a very bad one
Kimikimidoll
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probably burned a school full of orphans
and a convent full of nuns
and a dorm full of beautiful young girls
Yep, that's what I probably did.
MagicaPractica
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Good morning, Kimi. How did you sleep?
were you just watching me sleep?
*professorx*
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did you get the rest you needed to go again ?
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GeraltOfRivia
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That's a nice dream to wake up to... Or am I dead?
HEAVEN EXISTS!
HEAVEN EXISTS!
Handley_Page
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Then pray to your personal god that it does.
