How to ruin a sexual mood in one sentence.
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davion2308
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I'll need...
I'm going to need the plunger in here!
I'm going to need the plunger in here!
Kant
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Mind if I answer the 'phone? I'm expecting a call about my Test Results.
JamesMiehoff
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[on the phone] Oh, and stop by the drugstore for some more of that good lube and a tube of Monostat, this yeast infection is driving me nuts. 
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“Wow, I never knew you could grow a hair there.”
JamesMiehoff
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Can you hurry it up, Bob is going to be here in 10 minutes or so and while I don't mind threesomes, he does.
JamesMiehoff
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Sorry babe, love is for wimps, I am out to beat Wilt's record.
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Madam, you do realise that there's a shower /bath next door ?
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SuzyWho
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Is that it?
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Holy shit, you came before you took off your pants.
Kant
Again !
SexySixtiesMW
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It happens to us more often than not. Things are about to turn intimate with someone special. Then, Bam! Something gets said that kills the mood before it happens.
Let the humor beginKant
What is that bubbly thing growing on your cock?
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