LustfulOne50
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Roses are red
Carnations are pink
I have knew a woman
who could drive me to drink.
Carnations are pink
I have knew a woman
who could drive me to drink.
Roses are Red, Violets are blue...
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LustfulOne50
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Roses are red
The night so quiet
I can hear your
tender whispers
deep in the still.
The night so quiet
I can hear your
tender whispers
deep in the still.
asian_princess
Car-ma Sutra Test Dummy.
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Roses are red.
Some balls are blue.
*stabstabstabstabstab*
I feel better now, how 'bout you?
Some balls are blue.
*stabstabstabstabstab*
I feel better now, how 'bout you?
LustfulOne50
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
The pain you leave
is not in the heart,
and Oh God it hurts too
asian_princess
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Roses are Red
But orchids are bliss.
Your heart doesn't hurt?
Damn, must've missed
LustfulOne50
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Roses are Red
But orchids are bliss.
Your heart doesn't hurt?
Damn, must've missed
Roses are Red
But orchids are bliss.
It my balls you didn't
miss.
asian_princess
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Roses are Red
But orchids are bliss.
It my balls you didn't
miss.
Roses are red
Sunflowers stand like a totem.
The things that you do
To get me to aim for your scrotum.
LustfulOne50
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Roses are red
Sunflowers stand like a totem.
The things that you do
To get me to aim for your scrotum.
Roses are Red
But orchids are bliss
The doctor said I need
more stitches in this.
asian_princess
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Roses are redRoses are Red
But orchids are bliss
The doctor said I need
more stitches in this.
And covered with beetles.
Did I ever tell you,
I'm a natural with needles?
LustfulOne50
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Roses are red
And covered with beetles.
Did I ever tell you,
I'm a natural with needles?
Roses are Red
But orchids are bliss
do you cross stitch
with a kiss or two
asian_princess
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Roses are Red
But orchids are bliss
do you cross stitch
with a kiss or two
Roses are Red.
'Cept for the green bit
You mean...these two needles...
Are for me just to knit??
LustfulOne50
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Roses are Red.
'Cept for the green bit
You mean...these two needles...
Are for me just to knit??
Roses are Red
But orchids are bliss
Please don't drop one
when you pearl two.
smotherman
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Noses are red
Faces are blue
You stunk up the can
With the fart that you blew
Faces are blue
You stunk up the can
With the fart that you blew
OriginalSinUK
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Roses are Red,
Violets are blue.
I've had 8 pints,
And your my beshtest mate in the whole wide world...................
Violets are blue.
I've had 8 pints,
And your my beshtest mate in the whole wide world...................
smotherman
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Roses are red
and blue and pink
Twas not me
I do not stink
Roses are black
And may represent death
I can't stand the stench
am on my last breath
LOL, I'm only kidding
smotherman
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Roses are red
and blue and pink
Twas not me
I do not stink
Roses are red
Chills down my spine
You mean the world to me
And glad that you are mine
smotherman
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Roses are fine
Balloons are better
But memories of you
They last forever
Balloons are better
But memories of you
They last forever
smotherman
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Smotherman....
Roses are red
A growl and a roar
Want you to know
It's you I adore.
Roses are red
Illuminates my soul
And as each sound goes deeper
It's you that makes me whole
smotherman
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Roses are red
High as a kite
I've got something
you can bite
High as a kite
I've got something
you can bite
smotherman
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Roses are red
Poison ivy is itchy
You drive me crazy
When you are bitchy
Poison ivy is itchy
You drive me crazy
When you are bitchy
TallHotChick
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Dunno if anyone has had the pleasure of hearing this one before?
(An old one from school)
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I have got Herpese
And now so do you!
(An old one from school)
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I have got Herpese
And now so do you!
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