If the poster above you got arrested, what would you assume it was for?

She only knows this because she was down in the Amazon jungle hunting the endangered Hairy-Palmed River Monkey. They're almost extinct you monster!

Hunting? No...
Protecting? Yes...



Taking video footage to upload to PornTube at such Amazonian hideout...he's a Peeping Tom!
0zxkuak0i86x.gif
 
Deliberately broke the law to find himself in my handcuffs :p

She deliberately ratted me out to the Amazonian police to film me getting 'disciplined'.

I'm not complaining or anything...:D

Helping a convict escape...she's kidnapped me and taken me to her secret underground hideout. Oh the horror!
 
Back
Top