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silverwhisper said:
just out of nowhere? was he actually trying to proposition you or was it more an isolated blurt of sexual frustration?

ed
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I have no idea. lol. Usually i can tell, and we do flirt with each other a lot, but this time? i don't know.
 
Or a new girlfriend..

You know you've been here too long when your eyes get buggy and you get a headache.
 
YKYSTMTAL when driving down the highway, you see a truck that says 'Litsters' and look surprised...read it again, to discover it said 'Listers'.
 
You know you been at lit to long when your one of the oldest memebers here :nana: 6 years Baby!!
 
Six years and only a thousand posts???

you know you've been here too long when it starts boring you.
 
when you are driving through a construction area and there is a sign that says "emergency pull off, 1000 feet" and you can't help but snicker.

or

you see one of these caution wet floor sign and think--hmmmm, a little penthouse chalk outline, and i wonder how the floor got wet.
 
My mother-in-law just asked me if I wanted a cocktail, and I had trouble keeping a straight face.

Gee, don't mind if I do...
 
You are glad you were alone so you didn't have to explain why you laughed out loud after seeing the bus company called The Snowball Express :p
 
YKYSTMTALW you see a "tart cherry scone" in a bakery and have a visible reaction that impedes your ability to walk away from the counter without being self-conscious.
 
This happened the other morning at work, I was driving down the highway and was overtaken by a car with the number plate SJO, which immediately made me think of SJ, stupidly I had the thought "I wonder how many other litsters are on number plates."
A hell of a lot I can tell you, it was like having a song stuck in your head, I couldn't look at a number plate without thinking of this place. :eek:
 
you see a bulletin board for an insurance company that says in huge bold type "Most satisfied members" and you nearly wreck the car you are laughing so hard
 
Saucyminx said:
you see a bulletin board for an insurance company that says in huge bold type "Most satisfied members" and you nearly wreck the car you are laughing so hard
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Minxie, where the hell have you been?! :D
 
bobsgirl said:
Minxie, where the hell have you been?! :D
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I am going to get a job. *sigh* So been interviewing for this and that. . . and retail therapy, hence the need for the job. :devil: Got the cutest little light blue corset today. . .and the sluttiest shoes. But i have missed you guys!

I know i've been on lit too long because sometimes i just find myself staring at the dancing banana for a very long time.
 
A parking lot attendent handed me my ticket. "No in/out privileges" was printed in large boldface type across the top, and I laughed out loud. A co-worker attending the conference with me wanted to know what was so funny. All that I could think to say was, "I just remembered something I read recently". Thankfully, he just gave me an odd look and let the subject drop.

Kind of like getting a fortune cookie and adding "in bed" to the end.
 
while in the town of Blue Ball today

I saw a sign for the Blue Ball lanes. As if that isn't funny enough, I got to thinking. Is that like the carpool lane, or the passing lane. . .?
 
YKYSTMTALW...

you see something funny that could have a sexual slant and even before you start laughing, you reach for your phone to take a picture of it to post here. :>

ed
 
silverwhisper said:
YKYSTMTALW...

you see something funny that could have a sexual slant and even before you start laughing, you reach for your phone to take a picture of it to post here. :>

ed
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I've done this!
 
silverwhisper said:
i'm so glad i'm not the only one... :>

ed
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In fact, this reminds me of a picture I took a week ago and forgot to post in the what makes you go :rolleyes: thread. Too bad I left my phone at home this morning.
 
You look at a female friend in a halloween costume, and she becomes the inspiration for a series of stories... :D (Dunno if that counts... it only happened to me after reading lit for something like 5 or 6 years)
 
A student suggests that you whip another student into shape, and you have to cover your inability to supress your laughter with a coughing fit and walk out of the classroom to get a drink of water.
 
Sarojaede said:
A student suggests that you whip another student into shape, and you have to cover your inability to supress your laughter with a coughing fit and walk out of the classroom to get a drink of water.
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Good thing my coffee cup is empty or I'd need a new keyboard. :D
 
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