Let's Discuss Deal Breakers

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This is a simple discussion thread. If you're single great, if your married or in a relationship, then pretend you're single. Would these scenarios be dating or relationship deal breakers for you?

#1. You are on your first date. You are getting to know each other and your date confesses that they have a tattoo of their ex's first name on their chest.
 
Having dated many a man with many a silly tat: not a deal breaker. Funny question though. Why would it be a deal breaker? Does it indicate impulsivity? Or does it indicate the maxim of "best laid plans"?

How about a tattoo of a bottle of soy sauce? A dancing taco? One of those bombs from the original Mario Bros? A flaming airplane going down?

Ok--I would question dating someone with one of those in your face gangsta tats of, like, a laughing clown wielding a glock and smoking a blunt while counting a stack of C notes.
 
This is a simple discussion thread. If you're single great, if your married or in a relationship, then pretend you're single. Would these scenarios be dating or relationship deal breakers for you?

#1. You are on your first date. You are getting to know each other and your date confesses that they have a tattoo of their ex's first name on their chest.

LMAO...on her chest?

See now, for Trekka that might not be a problem, but I'm trying to picture me in bed with her, sucking on her lovely tits, while staring at "Ralph" across the middle of them.

sorry, gonna say...nope..nopity nope nope.
 
#1. You are on your first date. You are getting to know each other and your date confesses that they have a tattoo of their ex's first name on their chest.

Deal breaker. Get it removed or covered up before moving onto a new relationship. Think of it like cleansing the palate between dinner courses.


**I actually love terrible, stupid tattoos. Those are not a deal breaker...but your ex's name...nope.
 
Having dated many a man with many a silly tat: not a deal breaker. Funny question though. Why would it be a deal breaker? Does it indicate impulsivity? Or does it indicate the maxim of "best laid plans"?

How about a tattoo of a bottle of soy sauce? A dancing taco? One of those bombs from the original Mario Bros? A flaming airplane going down?

Ok--I would question dating someone with one of those in your face gangsta tats of, like, a laughing clown wielding a glock and smoking a blunt while counting a stack of C notes.

Hence why I decided to start this thread. Everybody has their turn ons and offs, but what would cause you not to go on another date or end a relationship is interesting to me. Things that would've ended the relationship for me when I was younger, wouldn't necessarily do so at my age now and vice versa.
 
LMAO...on her chest?

See now, for Trekka that might not be a problem, but I'm trying to picture me in bed with her, sucking on her lovely tits, while staring at "Ralph" across the middle of them.

sorry, gonna say...nope..nopity nope nope.

Just close your eyes bud.


Not a deal breaker. Plus it's only a first date. That can be covered, removed there is even make-up that you can put over it. No big deal.
 
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LMAO...on her chest?

See now, for Trekka that might not be a problem, but I'm trying to picture me in bed with her, sucking on her lovely tits, while staring at "Ralph" across the middle of them.

sorry, gonna say...nope..nopity nope nope.

Yeah I could totally ride you while staring at "Darla" inked across your chest. Like, what's the big?

:)

...might even be kinda hot. Like "Who's got him now? Eh, Darla?!" *evil laugh*
 
This is a simple discussion thread. If you're single great, if your married or in a relationship, then pretend you're single. Would these scenarios be dating or relationship deal breakers for you?

#1. You are on your first date. You are getting to know each other and your date confesses that they have a tattoo of their ex's first name on their chest.

Depends on the name.

I'll gladly stare at "Rick Steel" while fucking her.

But Herbert?

I think I'd pass.
 
To me, the tattoo of another lovers' name on her chest represents a bad decision of major proportions.

I don't think I want to either see or be a part of her next major bad decision.

Of course, if she doesn't mind prone or doggy style sex the rest of her life....
 
Not a deal breaker. It shows the level of his commitment to the past relationship. It's only a first date and I like that he's brought it up instead of waiting 6 months.
 
Not a deal breaker. It shows the level of his commitment to the past relationship. It's only a first date and I like that he's brought it up instead of waiting 6 months.

Did he bring it up, or did he just show up without a shirt?

Devil's in the details.
 
Yeah I could totally ride you while staring at "Darla" inked across your chest. Like, what's the big?

:)

...might even be kinda hot. Like "Who's got him now? Eh, Darla?!" *evil laugh*

This made me laugh so hard I had to pinch my nose to keep from snorting.
 
This is a simple discussion thread. If you're single great, if your married or in a relationship, then pretend you're single. Would these scenarios be dating or relationship deal breakers for you?

#1. You are on your first date. You are getting to know each other and your date confesses that they have a tattoo of their ex's first name on their chest.

Did he bring it up, or did he just show up without a shirt?

Devil's in the details.

The original post said "he confesses" which indicates he's clothed and telling me about it. If he weren't clothed, he wouldn't have had time to get that far into a conversation. Did I send him packing or keep him otherwise occupied - that's to be determined. ;)
 
Were there long gold chains that get caught in his chest hair and a 70's porn stashe?

Exactly.

With enough other accouterments the tattoo can be forgotten entirely.

The question is, how awesome does the 70s porn stache need to be to distract from Britainy's (yes, she spells it that way) name? I'm thinking Tom Selleck level.
 
The question is, how awesome does the 70s porn stache need to be to distract from Britainy's (yes, she spells it that way) name? I'm thinking Tom Selleck level.


Guaranteed that I wouldn't even notice if he had Bryttney's name tattooed on his forehead...

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Guaranteed that I wouldn't even notice if he had Bryttney's name tattooed on his forehead...

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Ok. He could have the name of every person he ever slept with written all over his body. But that stashe? I'm out! :eek:
 
Ok. He could have the name of every person he ever slept with written all over his body. But that stashe? I'm out! :eek:

Just imagine him between your legs, and all you can see are those two stunning mustache pillars sticking out from between the sheet.
 
Thanks to everyone who has contributed so far. I personally would have to say it is a deal breaker. I like tattoos. I have no problem with tattoos. I have tattoos. Her exes name across her chest would be too much for me.
 
Just imagine him between your legs, and all you can see are those two stunning mustache pillars sticking out from between the sheet.

You could totally use those as heel stirrups like in the GYNO office. *Nods*
 
Thanks to everyone who has contributed so far. I personally would have to say it is a deal breaker. I like tattoos. I have no problem with tattoos. I have tattoos. Her exes name across her chest would be too much for me.

What if her ex has one of those names that's also a thing? Like... Chase! Or... Hunt! Could be motivational ... ? ;)
 
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