Justadesperatewifeandmom
digital demi-god
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So the mods finally closed my old thread. Made it to over 7000 posts though.
old thread is http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1466378
Link to my most current index (thanks Fred)
http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=90052702&postcount=983
So for those that don't know me, I am pretty much your average everyday middle aged chick, with a career, family, etc etc.... ok maybe I am not quite average. I enjoy being totally dorkilicious, pushing the boundaries of the status quo, and exhibitionism. Feel free to ask me questions and just discuss random shit, I don't bite (hard). Funny is always preferred.
Just so people stop asking (which actually makes me laugh as all of the women understood completely without asking, but men ask a lot), I will explain the User Name. I originally created an account to write (which will actually never happen), but in case I ever got there, I wanted people to understand where the story was coming from. That would be from a chick who is just another cliche that you see everywhere. I was trying to get across the desperate housewife syndrome aspect, but saying housewife would be minimizing housewives as at least I have a soul sucking corporate job to have adult like interactions at. Despite how hard and how long I fought it, I am still sometimes at Target. You see us everywhere though, but especially Target. The housewives might actually be on day 3 of the same t-shirt and yoga pants. You ask us what our hobbies are and you get a blank look like we don't understand English. Clarify with what do you like to do, and still the blank look. Why? because it has been so long that we have forgotten. Honestly, we lost ourselves and have no idea when. We just deal with responsibilities. We go to our jobs or deal with the rugrats, take them to their activities, cook meals, run errands, and clean on weekends. If we can steal some time once every three months to see a friend, it is combined with household supply shopping at Target. We might bring the kids, because if we don't, we haven't even arrived before a husband is texting about how long it has been or something about the kids. Anyway Target, we talk about what the kids are up to, then the husbands, if we both work, we talk about work, then maybe the recent Greys or OITNB...then what. My friend and I actually make up ridiculous stories about those around us. We have already shared our old stories, and we don't have much new. That is the cliche I was implying. What I am desperate for is new experiences. Sure, that could be one night with a new person, but it is deeper than that. I guess what I am desperate for is freedom and time to enjoy it. I am pretty good at stealing little bits of time here and there, and keeping things as interesting and fun as I can, as you will see here, but I am still a bit cliche. Just another chick at Target like all the rest.
Also side note, guys looking for chicks, have you tried Target? It is full of painfully bored women looking to take home something they totally don't need just for something new, different, and exciting to do. Might be a good place to look.
Anyway here are a few of my favorites. If others have favorites, feel free to tell me
my first indecent picture here
my first indecent video and the picture that spurred it (I didn't originally intend to make a video, just wanted to take a couple racy pictures
don't we all like to watch some crazy middle aged chick finger herself
https://www.dropbox.com/s/06eo9hrj085wnhg/2017-10-3-18-42-35.mp4?dl=0
nude in my work cubical because fun
yes I can lick my own nipple
oh and I favorite picture I almost forgot to add, but my favorite because wine
some silliness
I hope it gives you a little smile
https://www.dropbox.com/s/ff7v4yhb2n11h0r/V_20190119_1519062.mp4?dl=0
here is the gif for those who have issues with drop box, but the movie is better
and yup I am in a closet, naked, on my knees. oh what fun
old thread is http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1466378
Link to my most current index (thanks Fred)
http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=90052702&postcount=983
So for those that don't know me, I am pretty much your average everyday middle aged chick, with a career, family, etc etc.... ok maybe I am not quite average. I enjoy being totally dorkilicious, pushing the boundaries of the status quo, and exhibitionism. Feel free to ask me questions and just discuss random shit, I don't bite (hard). Funny is always preferred.
Just so people stop asking (which actually makes me laugh as all of the women understood completely without asking, but men ask a lot), I will explain the User Name. I originally created an account to write (which will actually never happen), but in case I ever got there, I wanted people to understand where the story was coming from. That would be from a chick who is just another cliche that you see everywhere. I was trying to get across the desperate housewife syndrome aspect, but saying housewife would be minimizing housewives as at least I have a soul sucking corporate job to have adult like interactions at. Despite how hard and how long I fought it, I am still sometimes at Target. You see us everywhere though, but especially Target. The housewives might actually be on day 3 of the same t-shirt and yoga pants. You ask us what our hobbies are and you get a blank look like we don't understand English. Clarify with what do you like to do, and still the blank look. Why? because it has been so long that we have forgotten. Honestly, we lost ourselves and have no idea when. We just deal with responsibilities. We go to our jobs or deal with the rugrats, take them to their activities, cook meals, run errands, and clean on weekends. If we can steal some time once every three months to see a friend, it is combined with household supply shopping at Target. We might bring the kids, because if we don't, we haven't even arrived before a husband is texting about how long it has been or something about the kids. Anyway Target, we talk about what the kids are up to, then the husbands, if we both work, we talk about work, then maybe the recent Greys or OITNB...then what. My friend and I actually make up ridiculous stories about those around us. We have already shared our old stories, and we don't have much new. That is the cliche I was implying. What I am desperate for is new experiences. Sure, that could be one night with a new person, but it is deeper than that. I guess what I am desperate for is freedom and time to enjoy it. I am pretty good at stealing little bits of time here and there, and keeping things as interesting and fun as I can, as you will see here, but I am still a bit cliche. Just another chick at Target like all the rest.
Also side note, guys looking for chicks, have you tried Target? It is full of painfully bored women looking to take home something they totally don't need just for something new, different, and exciting to do. Might be a good place to look.
Anyway here are a few of my favorites. If others have favorites, feel free to tell me
my first indecent picture here
my first indecent video and the picture that spurred it (I didn't originally intend to make a video, just wanted to take a couple racy pictures
don't we all like to watch some crazy middle aged chick finger herself
https://www.dropbox.com/s/06eo9hrj085wnhg/2017-10-3-18-42-35.mp4?dl=0
nude in my work cubical because fun
yes I can lick my own nipple
oh and I favorite picture I almost forgot to add, but my favorite because wine
some silliness
I hope it gives you a little smile
https://www.dropbox.com/s/ff7v4yhb2n11h0r/V_20190119_1519062.mp4?dl=0
here is the gif for those who have issues with drop box, but the movie is better
and yup I am in a closet, naked, on my knees. oh what fun
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. Well done on making it to 7k+ before they noticed... or maybe they noticed and no one wanted to shut your gorgeous thread 
