Handley_Page
Draco interdum Vincit
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I'd love to use your tackle, but the last time I went fishing I ended up losing my virginity
Well, that's OK then. Can't loose it twice. . . . .
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I'd love to use your tackle, but the last time I went fishing I ended up losing my virginity
Good point - budge over and give me a cuddleWell, that's OK then. Can't loose it twice. . . . .
Good point - budge over and give me a cuddle
Ouch! I need to be played a little before you can reel me inLet me put my rod somewhere convenient, then . . . .
Ouch! I need to be played a little before you can reel me in
Do you? How odd! :sniff: is that why your fingers smell that way?Like tickling Trout ?
Do you? How odd! :sniff: is that why your fingers smell that way?
Oh dear - I hope I didn't offend that nice dragon: I was hoping that was going to lead something *sigh* Perhaps I could show him my tackle..I think it was a question and not a statement, sticky.
BTW - is that a blindfold in your hand?
Oh dear - I hope I didn't offend that nice dragon: I was hoping that was going to lead something *sigh* Perhaps I could show him my tackle..
Let me slip this over your eyes Maj, before I plant little kisses down your neck
Is that a zoom lens in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?Where did I put my camera ?
OR may I join you both ?
Is that a zoom lens in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
Ooo. That'll do very nicely: is it a twist grip or fully automatic?yes. it's one of those new, all-natural zooms. Goes from 75mm all the way up to 300mm for the right subject.
Ooo. That'll do very nicely: is it a twist grip or fully automatic?
Show meIt works automatically or manually; I'm a bit old school, though, and I prefer the feel of the hand twist...
Where did I put my camera ?
OR may I join you both ?
He'll be right over when he's shown me his focal length and adjusted my apertureYes you may, HP!
I expect Tio will join us later as well...
He'll be right over when he's shown me his focal length and adjusted my aperture
Does it look like I care? :whimper: just make sure you've got a lens cap on please and give me long exposureI think an f-stop of 4.5 might work well with my 300 mm f*cal length. Mind if I use my Macro lens, sticky? Or would you prefer the Wide Angle?
Does it look like I care? :whimper: just make sure you've got a lens cap on please and give me long exposure
WOn't get a natural pic with a lens cap, sticky; how about an impervious UV filter? And I was thinking about a little experimental work...How about I zoom in and out during a twenty-minute exposure?
Please do, Tio.
I love to watch!
Can you hold his zoom for him Maj - his hands are shaking...
Can you hold his zoom for him Maj - his hands are shaking...
Ouch! Careful Tio... Why don't you hold his changing bag Maj...nugh, gruntYes, that's a lot better. Now twist it so it zooms in and out. And keep the aperture set at 4.5 for now; later we'll try for a tighter shot.