Scuttle Buttin'
Demons at bay
- Joined
- Apr 27, 2003
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*snuggle attacks a Sage*
*watches the wolf fall right into his trap, and uses the snuggle attack as a distraction to kidnap her away from work*
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*snuggle attacks a Sage*
giggles hysterically while being hi-jacked away from work....
It's not really kidnapping if she doesn't mind...
*dashes her off to the getaway car and speeds away to take her back to his lair*
SWEET!!
you haz lair?? Can I be nekkid???
It's not really kidnapping if she doesn't mind...
A good point... though "convinces her to come with him because work is dumb and he is not" doesn't quite roll off the tongue as well.
There was an option?
*starts tossing clothes from the getaway car's window....*
*fitted slacks*
*tiny black baby tee*
*Victoria Secret's cotton tee shirt bra~size 36 DD*
*matching boy shorts*
*keeping the heels*
*gives her a thumbs up in the rear view mirror*
*then stares*
*wishes objects in his mirror were even closer than they appear already*
*forces himself to focus on the road again*
*but steals frequent glances*
I'd fuck you. Cheers.
I'm drunk
and you're all fucking cowards. All of you. I piss on your little game of pretend. Fuck all of you.
Please keep your piss, metaphorical and literal, to the designated receptacles, Ice.
I'm drunk
and you're all fucking cowards. All of you. I piss on your little game of pretend. Fuck all of you.
*runs in to grope a PGoD*
*runs out again*
*gropes the drive-by groping Luna*
*grins big big*
*leans in to whisper words in his ear*
Hey, I could really go for some vanilla right about now....
do you think we can get me a milk shake on the way to the lair??
*waits...winks...grins*
Hm...
We'll get you a cone.
*nods... and turns on the heater*
*grins*
YOU just wanna watch me...lick it...
you perv...
I don't just want to watch you lick it...
I also want to watch it melt on you.
*nods*
*thinks about this*
T'would be a lovely contrast...
all vanilla stickiness on chocolate caramel colored nakedness.
*grins*
I say we do that right now...