If the poster above you got arrested what would it be for?

SimoneLisbon · Jul 22, 2013

troubledone said:
For being selective , quirky and reclusive

For stalking & identity theft...

DaemonOfSin · Jul 22, 2013

for something involving a rubber chicken, a condom, a slip and slide, and some lube. It is really hard to describe.

SimoneLisbon · Jul 22, 2013

DaemonOfSin said:
for something involving a rubber chicken, a condom, a slip and slide, and some lube. It is really hard to describe.

For recording my crime and posting it on the internet without my permission...

TongueLust · Jul 22, 2013

For stealing my whips and chains.

Goldminingsux · Jul 22, 2013

TongueLust said:
For stealing my whips and chains.

Ohh I dunno, a slip of the tongue maybe?

DaemonOfSin · Jul 22, 2013

SimoneLisbon said:
For recording my crime and posting it on the internet without my permission...

not my fault your crime was that hard to explain... besides it would have been released at trial I just did that sooner

Goldminingsux said:
Ohh I dunno, a slip of the tongue maybe?

arson. naughty boy was playing with fire!

papadoc19 · Jul 23, 2013

Violating the leash laws

SimoneLisbon · Jul 23, 2013

papadoc19 said:
Violating the leash laws

For streaking at a Bears game...

poppadog · Jul 23, 2013

For mooning at the moon!

vavavaVoom · Jul 23, 2013

Humping

TheYoungGentleman · Jul 23, 2013

vavavaVoom said:
Humping

for impersonating a lighthouse with those sparkly teethses.

vavavaVoom · Jul 23, 2013

TheYoungGentleman said:
for impersonating a lighthouse with those sparkly teethses.

For stealing all the purple in the universe! Greedy puss!

AbsintheFather · Jul 23, 2013

Violating the noise ordinance

TheYoungGentleman · Jul 23, 2013

vavavaVoom said:
For stealing all the purple in the universe! Greedy puss!

*grabs paintbrush* I'll share if you like. just get me a canvas.

AbsintheFather said:
Violating the noise ordinance

Being drunk whilst spanking random women's bottoms.

vavavaVoom · Jul 23, 2013

AbsintheFather said:
Violating the noise ordinance

Impersonating a lethal cocktail
Me aint noisy! Nosey maybe!

TheYoungGentleman said:
*grabs paintbrush* I'll share if you like. just get me a canvas.

Being drunk whilst spanking random women's bottoms.

Impersonating Vincent!

TheYoungGentleman · Jul 23, 2013

vavavaVoom said:
Impersonating a lethal cocktail
Me aint noisy! Nosey maybe!

Impersonating Vincent!

...impersonating canvas... :devil:

vavavaVoom · Jul 23, 2013

TheYoungGentleman said:
...impersonating canvas...

Me is coloured that way silly!

TheYoungGentleman · Jul 23, 2013

vavavaVoom said:
Me is coloured that way silly!

and soon to be purple!!! *chases Voom with a paintbrush*

SimoneLisbon · Jul 23, 2013

vavavaVoom said:
Me is coloured that way silly!

For faking her own kidnapping and ransoming herself back for bewbie squishes...

TheYoungGentleman · Jul 23, 2013

SimoneLisbon said:
For faking her own kidnapping and ransoming herself back for bewbie squishes...

for agreeing to five times the ransom.

TongueLust · Jul 23, 2013

For stealing my flogger.

TheYoungGentleman · Jul 23, 2013

TongueLust said:
For stealing my flogger.

for chasing me with her flogger.

papadoc19 · Jul 24, 2013

Voyeurism

sereneone4u · Jul 24, 2013

papadoc19 said:
Voyeurism

Not sharing his cloud.

Sensualdreamer · Jul 24, 2013

sereneone4u said:
Not sharing his cloud.

Polyandry

If the poster above you got arrested what would it be for?

Satisfied Storyteller

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Good at keeping secrets..

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Shadow Drifter

Brain boner

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Passing some time

Brain boner

Shadow Drifter

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Shadow Drifter

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Brain boner

Bruja-Hija De Yemaya

Brain boner

Good at keeping secrets..

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