i'm bored as fuck. PM me

Christopher2012 · Jun 8, 2015

Jeez I'm not looking for all this crazy shit around here. Incest, daddies, grandmas, toaster ovens, elephant trunks (Sorry PETA)

Just PM me cuz I'm bored. And I'm a dude. And I prefer chicks. And maybe sex stuff at some unknown point in the future.

Christopher2012 · Jun 8, 2015

The success rate of this particular thread is very good. I like it.

Christopher2012 · Jun 9, 2015

Bump - Bored

moocha01 · Jun 9, 2015

gotta bump

Funny and honest, hope it's going good hun

I_jerk_off_alot · Jun 10, 2015

You didn't mention if you were into cars, tailpipes specifically.

Christopher2012 · Jun 10, 2015

I_jerk_off_alot said:
You didn't mention if you were into cars, tailpipes specifically.

OH Absolutely! Get some motor for lubrication and then go to town!

I'm not gonna lie though, I'd probably fuck a Lambo.

Christopher2012 · Jun 10, 2015

moocha01 said:
Funny and honest, hope it's going good hun

I appreciate it. I love to be loved. =P

The thread is doing its job.... But today is honestly just a shit day all around for me. So I haven't really been.... too responsive. I just feel like crap and I type up words and I just feel like it's not a good response and then I just am like "Fuck it... I'm just gonna wait until tomorrow night when I get home from work."

So, I'm sorry if you messaged me and I have not responded. Just crappy day in general. Tomorrow is a new day and a happier one, hopefully.

Iceprincess12 · Jun 10, 2015

Christopher2012 said:
I appreciate it. I love to be loved. =P

The thread is doing its job.... But today is honestly just a shit day all around for me. So I haven't really been.... too responsive. I just feel like crap and I type up words and I just feel like it's not a good response and then I just am like "Fuck it... I'm just gonna wait until tomorrow night when I get home from work."

So, I'm sorry if you messaged me and I have not responded. Just crappy day in general. Tomorrow is a new day and a happier one, hopefully.

Your responses were horrible, not funny and completely useless...on the bright side you made me look so much funnier than I am, as well as witty!!

Hope tomorrow is a better day!

Christopher2012 · Jun 10, 2015

Iceprincess12 said:
Your responses were horrible, not funny and completely useless...on the bright side you made me look so much funnier than I am, as well as witty!!

Hope tomorrow is a better day!

Awww Ice, anything to help a fellow gamer.

Iceprincess12 · Jun 10, 2015

Christopher2012 said:
Awww Ice, anything to help a fellow gamer.

Fine, I'll send a pm

Christopher2012 · Jun 10, 2015

Wait what? You did that already, I thought. I think. Maybe not... I don't remember.

Oh no no no, that was about something else. Nevermind.

ShyGuy1855 · Jun 10, 2015

Iceprincess12 said:
Fine, I'll send a pm

Really?! That's all it takes for a PM?

Iceprincess12 · Jun 10, 2015

Christopher2012 said:
Wait what? You did that already, I thought. I think. Maybe not... I don't remember.

Oh no no no, that was about something else. Nevermind.

Too late! Spillage is imminent!

Iceprincess12 · Jun 10, 2015

ShyGuy1855 said:
Really?! That's all it takes for a PM?

He put in a lot of effort!! He posted, trolling some of the same ads, plus he plays warcraft

.

Sex is standard repayment for that sort of stuff isn't it?

Christopher2012 · Jun 10, 2015

Iceprincess12 said:
He put in a lot of effort!! He posted, trolling some of the same ads, plus he plays warcraft .

Sex is standard repayment for that sort of stuff isn't it?

Don't lie! You're just flattered by what I said to you in private. You know what I'm sayin'. You know it.

She was woooo'ed, to say the least!

(Is that how you spelled "wooo'ed"? I dunno how to spell it. wtf? Too hard, please nerf)

Iceprincess12 · Jun 10, 2015

Christopher2012 said:
Don't lie! You're just flattered by what I said to you in private. You know what I'm sayin'. You know it.

She was woooo'ed, to say the least!

(Is that how you spelled "wooo'ed"? I dunno how to spell it. wtf? Too hard, please nerf)

Oh baby, your come backs, syntax, subtlety, all made me wetter than a cactus in the mohave, no no...a brits wit...oh wait..your mom's meatloaf...grrrrr

You know what you do to me

Christopher2012 · Jun 10, 2015

Iceprincess12 said:
Oh baby, your come backs, syntax, subtlety, all made me wetter than a cactus in the mohave, no no...a brits wit...oh wait..your mom's meatloaf...grrrrr

You know what you do to me

Oh I make women want to make mini-Chris babies. What can I say? It cums... naturally.

Iceprincess12 · Jun 10, 2015

Christopher2012 said:
Oh I make women want to make mini-Chris babies. What can I say? It cums... naturally.

Who wouldn't want one??

Christopher2012 · Jun 10, 2015

Iceprincess12 said:
Who wouldn't want one??

OMG.... I saw this like 30 minutes ago and I'm just now getting it. lolol I'm so stupid.

Iceprincess12 · Jun 10, 2015

Christopher2012 said:
OMG.... I saw this like 30 minutes ago and I'm just now getting it. lolol I'm so stupid.

You did say you were suffering from pms today and were generally unresponsive

Don't worry about it. Not like you were 30 min late for raid and I didn't already find a pug to replace you

ShyGuy1855 · Jun 10, 2015

Iceprincess12 said:
He put in a lot of effort!! He posted, trolling some of the same ads, plus he plays warcraft .

Sex is standard repayment for that sort of stuff isn't it?

That makes perfect sense, and I've been going about this in totally the wrong way.

Christopher2012 · Jun 10, 2015

Iceprincess12 said:
You did say you were suffering from pms today and were generally unresponsive

Don't worry about it. Not like you were 30 min late for raid and I didn't already find a pug to replace you

You would seriously miss my beast DPS. Elite Melee Master Race all day.

If you parse me, you'll fall in love. I promise.

Christopher2012 · Jun 10, 2015

ShyGuy1855 said:
That makes perfect sense, and I've been going about this in totally the wrong way.

The reason I get attention is because I'm actually not looking for sex. =P

Well, at least that's what I tell them until I get them behind closed doors. That's when I strike. Actually, no... I'm just as harmless in PM as I am in public. Basically, I'm a little bitch but a cute little bitch that all the women adore. XD

Iceprincess12 · Jun 10, 2015

ShyGuy1855 said:
That makes perfect sense, and I've been going about this in totally the wrong way.

Am I not a great pic poster!!

Iceprincess12 · Jun 10, 2015

Christopher2012 said:
You would seriously miss my beast DPS. Elite Melee Master Race all day.

If you parse me, you'll fall in love. I promise.

Will I? Dps is sexy and when a melee can do it well, even better. I am still partial to tanks though and I know you don't tank!

i'm bored as fuck. PM me

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