DukeSupernature
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Apparently there's only so much a man is meant to fit into one space ... at least, without paying for it.
Give unsolicited advice to the person above you: II
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Apparently there's only so much a man is meant to fit into one space ... at least, without paying for it.
Backdoor_Bella
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elli1
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don't pee in people's shoes, they usually don't like that
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blazin24
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Walking out in the snow naked is fun, but not always the best idea
give your mind the same attention you give your penis
MDaddy
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Your mind and your penis both terrible to waste.
Little_Sister
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Bella has a new AV. Try not to stare.
sultan_sd
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Stop putting thoughts into men's brains
Little_Sister
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"thoughts" are bad. "fantasies" are good. I prefer to think of those instead.
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'Bad' means naughty
All thoughts can be good, bad, and naughty and be brought to light if persistent
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I can't give him advice. Father knows best.
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Only the wisest of them all knows nothing at all...
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it's just a jump to the left!
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to jump higher in any game, just press the button harder
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Sometimes you just have to relax. I learned that from Freddie.
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Come down south, all the way to Texas where weather is warm now and people are friendly
DukeSupernature
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Your head will age about 300 nanoseconds more than your feet over the course of your lifetime.
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Aging starts about the time you are born I presume, and if you are not a c-section baby, the aging would absolutely be more than 300nanoseconds. Head comes first and start aging, and by the time your feet out, it would be more than several seconds!! perhaps minutes.
DukeSupernature
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Test-tube babies don't like you rubbing it in.
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Out of control pubes are also dangerous! Perhaps you should check in the mirror more often and be sure to carry your dental floss! 
Perhaps you should check in the mirror more often and be sure to carry your dental floss!
DukeSupernature
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If you're trying to avoid intense intimacy with your FWB, tell jokes during sex.
Also, giggles make you vibrate.
Also, giggles make you vibrate.
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