Firmhanded_Daddy
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Tim King was just wrapping up a women’s self-defense class at the YMCA. This was the free intro class that he taught to get women interested in learning more. This was to show them quick, easy tips to break free of an unskilled attacker, save themselves from a possible rape, a fumbled mugging. These were simple, easy to master strikes and throws. Honestly a lot of the women took the classes just to flirt with him, of this he was convinced. Most of the women in the class came back well after they knew the moves by heart and could do them under water, blind folded, and in their sleep. They just wanted to see him in a tank top and shorts.
He never took any of these women home, and it certainly wasn’t from a lack of effort on their part. Some of them wore outfits that barely covered enough to be considered decent, he had even sent some women back to change back into their street clothing a time or two citing ‘safety’ as a reason for their attire needing to be changed; and that was not wrong. The last thing he needed was someone’s tits hanging out while teaching eye gouges and shin stomps. He was likely to get really injured if he was distracted taking the hit wrong. This of course did not stop some of the women from brushing up against him a little too personally during sessions, but most of that was negated by the cup he wore to protect him from the frequent knee strikes to the groin he took. So when 20 something women in yoga pants decided to rub their asses against his groin it really didn’t have the desired effect. They thought it did at first of course, they felt a nice satisfying bulge, until they worked back into it and felt that the shape was all wrong.
Still the constant assaults left him usually leaving these sessions feeling sexually frustrated and stressed out.
“Remember ladies, you want to keep your attacker down long enough to get distance between you and him or her. Once you have dropped them, I strongly encourage an open handed strike to the throat. This will not kill them, but it will severely limit their ability to recover. This gives you time to get away and call the police. An area like the throat is delicate, you don’t need to hit hard, you just need to hit it. No harder than you would pop someone on the back of the head for being an idiot. Any harder and you might kill them. Still that all falls under self-defense so, if you do no one is gonna look at you twice. The point is you cut off some asshole’s ability to breath which means they are not worried about chasing you, they are worried about trying to open their airway. I promise you when they can’t breathe, priorities change real quick. Suddenly your purse, or getting their rocks off are not so important anymore.”
He looked around and clapped his hands a couple of times.
“Great work tonight everyone. Several of you have really mastered this material. I teach a more advanced course at my own studio on 7th and Fleetwood. I strongly encourage everyone to graduate out of this course and move up to it, not as a sales pitch, but because the Y limits what I can teach you both by time, and their policies. Your safety is my primary concern, and is why I do these courses for free. I believe everyone should be able to defend themselves and not only has the right to, but the responsibility to. If you have any questions please feel free to ask.”
One of the women raised her hand and he nodded his hand and pointed to her. “Yes Crystal?”
”That is a very strange way to put it. I don’t really disagree, but why do you feel that way?”
His face grew serious for a moment. He reached up and slowly pulled off his shirt. The women started to let out catcalls, but they were cut off suddenly, as he revealed a jagged, ugly scar that was partially faded into his skin along his left pectoral muscle, it looks like it skipped over the breastbone, and continued along the right peck as well.
“This is why. My sister and I co-teach the class because we were orphaned when I was fifteen. My parents didn’t know how to defend us, and I got lucky. So I encourage you to learn these techniques, and also encourage you to encourage your whole family to join some sort of self-defense course. I run all levels from beginner to expert. I do this one for free because women or much more unlikely to take any sort of self-defense, and if they do they fail to take them and practice them long enough to gain the most important part of any technique, which is muscle memory. You need to be able to execute these maneuvers without thinking. They need to be automatic. When someone grabs you from behind you don’t know in an aggressive manner your automatic response should be to shatter their fucking shin with your heel, spin around, and gouge their eyes out. It needs to be an automatic response in the dark, with adrenaline and fear coursing through your body. That takes repetition. This is why I want you all to continue on to higher levels of training. If I read your name in the paper, I want it to be because you broke some stupid asshole’s arm and kicks him in the nuts so hard they flopped around to his asshole.”
The room laughed and he slid back into his shirt.
“Alright ladies. See you next week. There are some cards on the table for my studio. If anyone is interested. “
He noticed more than a few picked up cards, but doubted more than a handful would commit. Sighing inwardly he went to the men’s locker room and hopped into a quick shower to wash all the women’s perfume and the light amount of sweat off of him. It was the one night of the week he left work smelling like a whore house, good thing he didn’t have a girl friend or she might be jealous as fuck. He sprayed on a touch of his own scent, tossed on a clean tank top and made his way down the road toward a bar called ‘The Shithole’. The name wasn’t impressive, the bar wasn’t either, but it was usually good for entertainment if nothing else. His dark hair was still a bit wet in the chill night air as he raked his fingers through it, green eyes locking into the building. It was some little dive bar, but it was walking distance, which made it convenient. He just needed a drink, and to watch a few drunk idiots knock each other around. Who knows? Maybe he’d even find someone to blow off this sexual tension with? Doubtful, it was the rare woman he took home to his bed. He usually liked to move a bit slower than wham bam thank you ma’am, but it had been known to happen on occasion. The mood he was in tonight, it may just happen.
The line to get in was all of two people. He pulled out his ID and patiently waited his turn to get in. He paid the cover, then made his way inside. The place really did live up to the name, he immediately felt like he needed another shower. Whatever, he wasn’t planning to stay long, a few drinks, watch a few rednecks knock each other around, and he was good. He made his way to the bar, put a 20 down on the beat up wood and shouted over the music “Rum and coke please.”
He never took any of these women home, and it certainly wasn’t from a lack of effort on their part. Some of them wore outfits that barely covered enough to be considered decent, he had even sent some women back to change back into their street clothing a time or two citing ‘safety’ as a reason for their attire needing to be changed; and that was not wrong. The last thing he needed was someone’s tits hanging out while teaching eye gouges and shin stomps. He was likely to get really injured if he was distracted taking the hit wrong. This of course did not stop some of the women from brushing up against him a little too personally during sessions, but most of that was negated by the cup he wore to protect him from the frequent knee strikes to the groin he took. So when 20 something women in yoga pants decided to rub their asses against his groin it really didn’t have the desired effect. They thought it did at first of course, they felt a nice satisfying bulge, until they worked back into it and felt that the shape was all wrong.
Still the constant assaults left him usually leaving these sessions feeling sexually frustrated and stressed out.
“Remember ladies, you want to keep your attacker down long enough to get distance between you and him or her. Once you have dropped them, I strongly encourage an open handed strike to the throat. This will not kill them, but it will severely limit their ability to recover. This gives you time to get away and call the police. An area like the throat is delicate, you don’t need to hit hard, you just need to hit it. No harder than you would pop someone on the back of the head for being an idiot. Any harder and you might kill them. Still that all falls under self-defense so, if you do no one is gonna look at you twice. The point is you cut off some asshole’s ability to breath which means they are not worried about chasing you, they are worried about trying to open their airway. I promise you when they can’t breathe, priorities change real quick. Suddenly your purse, or getting their rocks off are not so important anymore.”
He looked around and clapped his hands a couple of times.
“Great work tonight everyone. Several of you have really mastered this material. I teach a more advanced course at my own studio on 7th and Fleetwood. I strongly encourage everyone to graduate out of this course and move up to it, not as a sales pitch, but because the Y limits what I can teach you both by time, and their policies. Your safety is my primary concern, and is why I do these courses for free. I believe everyone should be able to defend themselves and not only has the right to, but the responsibility to. If you have any questions please feel free to ask.”
One of the women raised her hand and he nodded his hand and pointed to her. “Yes Crystal?”
”That is a very strange way to put it. I don’t really disagree, but why do you feel that way?”
His face grew serious for a moment. He reached up and slowly pulled off his shirt. The women started to let out catcalls, but they were cut off suddenly, as he revealed a jagged, ugly scar that was partially faded into his skin along his left pectoral muscle, it looks like it skipped over the breastbone, and continued along the right peck as well.
“This is why. My sister and I co-teach the class because we were orphaned when I was fifteen. My parents didn’t know how to defend us, and I got lucky. So I encourage you to learn these techniques, and also encourage you to encourage your whole family to join some sort of self-defense course. I run all levels from beginner to expert. I do this one for free because women or much more unlikely to take any sort of self-defense, and if they do they fail to take them and practice them long enough to gain the most important part of any technique, which is muscle memory. You need to be able to execute these maneuvers without thinking. They need to be automatic. When someone grabs you from behind you don’t know in an aggressive manner your automatic response should be to shatter their fucking shin with your heel, spin around, and gouge their eyes out. It needs to be an automatic response in the dark, with adrenaline and fear coursing through your body. That takes repetition. This is why I want you all to continue on to higher levels of training. If I read your name in the paper, I want it to be because you broke some stupid asshole’s arm and kicks him in the nuts so hard they flopped around to his asshole.”
The room laughed and he slid back into his shirt.
“Alright ladies. See you next week. There are some cards on the table for my studio. If anyone is interested. “
He noticed more than a few picked up cards, but doubted more than a handful would commit. Sighing inwardly he went to the men’s locker room and hopped into a quick shower to wash all the women’s perfume and the light amount of sweat off of him. It was the one night of the week he left work smelling like a whore house, good thing he didn’t have a girl friend or she might be jealous as fuck. He sprayed on a touch of his own scent, tossed on a clean tank top and made his way down the road toward a bar called ‘The Shithole’. The name wasn’t impressive, the bar wasn’t either, but it was usually good for entertainment if nothing else. His dark hair was still a bit wet in the chill night air as he raked his fingers through it, green eyes locking into the building. It was some little dive bar, but it was walking distance, which made it convenient. He just needed a drink, and to watch a few drunk idiots knock each other around. Who knows? Maybe he’d even find someone to blow off this sexual tension with? Doubtful, it was the rare woman he took home to his bed. He usually liked to move a bit slower than wham bam thank you ma’am, but it had been known to happen on occasion. The mood he was in tonight, it may just happen.
The line to get in was all of two people. He pulled out his ID and patiently waited his turn to get in. He paid the cover, then made his way inside. The place really did live up to the name, he immediately felt like he needed another shower. Whatever, he wasn’t planning to stay long, a few drinks, watch a few rednecks knock each other around, and he was good. He made his way to the bar, put a 20 down on the beat up wood and shouted over the music “Rum and coke please.”
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