Valentines Day

OjosMojo · Feb 13, 2016

RjThoughts said:
I've been married for 31 years! My wife will tell me if she finds what I do and do not do wrong.

I do not need a Romeo status. I find this day a total money grab. Why would YOU need to be so romantic ONE DAY OF THE YEAR, because Hallmark and jewelers say so?

You want to be romantic, give her a flower on a rainy day.
You want to be romantic, send her cookies or a teddy bear after she calls you to tell you she's having a bad day.

Yeah, Valentine's Day purchases show you're a Romeo alright

Awwww...

Now "a flower on a rainy day" and a friggin' "teddy bear after she calls you to tell you she's having a bad day"?

Damn, Uncle Romeo Doublespeak - Valentino his own self ain't got nothing on you.

It's always sweet when a mischievous prick results in such a ridiculously defensive reply that a bozo can't help but to utterly self-prove what a true loser he is...

...as, naturally, his stock with many GB progressive women rises even higher.

Vagina_Dentata · Feb 13, 2016

lovecraft68 said:

I used to hand make VD cars- doilies, construction paper, pinking shears, with notes tucked into hidden pockets. All seems rather pointless at this time and place.

Aella_ · Feb 13, 2016

I know that it's a cliche that flowers are the perfect gift, but am I the only one who hates getting flowers? One flower - yes; a whole bouquet - it makes me feel odd, for some strange reason. Plus I forget to change the water, so they die after a few days.
I'd rather buy them myself when the mood strikes, so that looking after them doesn't seem like such a burden.

lovecraft68 · Feb 13, 2016

nerfhearder said:
Women and trust go together like gasoline and a propane torch.

Funny, I don't have that issue. Maybe that's because I keep it in my pants and never give her a reason not to trust me.

lovecraft68 · Feb 13, 2016

Aella_ said:
I know that it's a cliche that flowers are the perfect gift, but am I the only one who hates getting flowers? One flower - yes; a whole bouquet - it makes me feel odd, for some strange reason. Plus I forget to change the water, so they die after a few days.
I'd rather buy them myself when the mood strikes, so that looking after them doesn't seem like such a burden.

Brunette "I just got these dozen roses from my boyfriend."

Blonde "Wow, they're pretty."

Brunette, "Yeah, but now I'm going to have to have my legs open all night."

Blonde, "Why, you don't have a vase?"

Aella_ · Feb 13, 2016

lovecraft68 said:
Brunette "I just got these dozen roses from my boyfriend."
Blonde "Wow, they're pretty."
Brunette, "Yeah, but now I'm going to have to have my legs open all night."
Blonde, "Why, you don't have a vase?"

Lmao good one.
But continuing on that note - my mom hated getting flowers because my dad would typically buy the largest and cheapest bouquet from the supermarket. Needless to say, they weren't that fresh and they would die in a couple of days.

Emerson40 · Feb 13, 2016

RoryN · Feb 13, 2016

Vagina_Dentata said:
It tears me apart that trolls don't really seem to bother you. In fact, you obviously like their attention.

I know this is hard for you.

Vagina_Dentata · Feb 13, 2016

RoryN said:
I know this is hard for you.

Misquoting posts now? tsk...tsk

Wicked6 · Feb 14, 2016

Recently, I asked a friend of a friend who is a florist about Valentines Day and she explained why you should NEVER buy roses for VD. Instead of being cut a day or two before as they usually are at any other time of the year, it can be up to a week or more as it's simply not possible for the growers to grow and cut the huge number required for that one day. So, as well as a price increase, the blooms don't last as long. She went on to explain that it's mainly walk-ins that buy roses from her on the day as she will have already gently "guided" her regular customers towards other just as beautiful, and longer lasting flowers.

OjosMojo · Feb 14, 2016

Wicked6 said:
Recently, I asked a friend of a friend who is a florist about Valentines Day and she explained why you should NEVER buy roses for VD. Instead of being cut a day or two before as they usually are at any other time of the year, it can be up to a week or more as it's simply not possible for the growers to grow and cut the huge number required for that one day. So, as well as a price increase, the blooms don't last as long. She went on to explain that it's mainly walk-ins that buy roses from her on the day as she will have already gently "guided" her regular customers towards other just as beautiful, and longer lasting flowers.

Shouldn't you have popped this golden nugget of playground awesomesauce on us days ago then, wannabe?

Valentines Day

OjosMojo

Literotica Guru

Vagina_Dentata

Literotica Gnu

Aella_

non-english speaker

lovecraft68

Bad Doggie

lovecraft68

Bad Doggie

Aella_

non-english speaker

Emerson40

An evening spent dancing

RoryN

You're screwed.

Vagina_Dentata

Literotica Gnu

Wicked6

Experienced

OjosMojo

Literotica Guru

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