How would you beat the person above you in a fight?

Backdoor_Bella · Feb 27, 2015

Aussie_Wolf said:
Lock her in a chastity belt and throw away the key.

ok, but then everyone loses

use the last of the toilet paper

ydahecnot · Feb 27, 2015

Knock her unconscious with my 6.1 inches

Backdoor_Bella · Feb 27, 2015

ydahecnot said:
Knock her unconscious with my 6.1 inches

by having a pussy that was way too tight for him anyways

DukeSupernature · Feb 27, 2015

Backdoor_Bella said:
by having a pussy that was way too tight for him anyways

Death by Blush when I enlighten her - that's not your pussy ...

elli1 · Feb 27, 2015

DukeSupernature said:
Death by Blush when I enlighten her - that's not your pussy ...

by asking "is it in yet?"

DukeSupernature · Feb 27, 2015

elli1 said:
by asking "is it in yet?"

Responding with:
"It's 'been' in.
I'm done.
Would you please make me a sandwich?"

Backdoor_Bella · Feb 27, 2015

DukeSupernature said:
Responding with:
"It's 'been' in.
I'm done.
Would you please make me a sandwich?"

by telling him 'that wasn't mayo..'

Elvenoff1 · Feb 27, 2015

Backdoor_Bella said:
by telling him 'that wasn't mayo..'

By hiding her running shoes...

MausAss · Feb 28, 2015

Elvenoff1 said:
By hiding her running shoes...

Show him the tape from the ring.

elli1 · Feb 28, 2015

MausAss said:
Show him the tape from the ring.

do my impersonation of the bitch from the ring, i.e. me in the morning

papadoc19 · Feb 28, 2015

Continuous tickles

Backdoor_Bella · Feb 28, 2015

papadoc19 said:
Continuous tickles

hire a mariachi band to follow him around for a month

Mebtaz2000 · Feb 28, 2015

Backdoor_Bella said:
hire a mariachi band to follow him around for a month

Take away her not so secret weapon, signature wedgie, and make her go commando.

blazin24 · Feb 28, 2015

spinning headlock elbow drop

ydahecnot · Feb 28, 2015

Tittie-twister!!

Backdoor_Bella · Feb 28, 2015

ydahecnot said:
Tittie-twister!!

Vaseline + baby powder

INeedLove · Feb 28, 2015

Make her listen to the Narwhal song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykwqXuMPsoc

Comshaw · Feb 28, 2015

INeedLove said:
Make her listen to the Narwhal song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykwqXuMPsoc

Use that pink implement in her hand to coax her into exhaust submission.

Comshaw

papadoc19 · Feb 28, 2015

He has impaired vision so I would just punch him really hard in the face...

mamasota · Mar 1, 2015

Tell him he's been removed from the Pussycat's list of traveling companions

BCJ4 · Mar 1, 2015

Give her a large bottle of Dr Pepper and crank up Queen, she would be to distracted to fight.

mamasota · Mar 1, 2015

BCJ4 said:
Give her a large bottle of Dr Pepper and crank up Queen, she would be to distracted to fight.

Give him a horse, instead of that fine snowmobile

bad BCJ

Deprived_in_AZ · Mar 1, 2015

mamasota said:
Give him a horse, instead of that fine snowmobile

bad BCJ

Threaten to put her Queen albums off limits for a whole day if she doesn't play nice.

mamasota · Mar 1, 2015

Deprived_in_AZ said:
Threaten to put her Queen albums off limits for a whole day if she doesn't play nice.

Tell her the bakery will be closed .... indefinitely!

sooo cruel, us :kiss:

Deprived_in_AZ · Mar 1, 2015

mamasota said:
Tell her the bakery will be closed .... indefinitely!

sooo cruel, us

Ooh you're a meanie!

I'll.... I'll..... hide the Cuervo!

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Sun of a gun

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with gusto

elli1

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with gusto

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I Got a Custom User Title

elli1

Guest

Good at keeping secrets..

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Soft petals

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