Backdoor_Bella
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Lock her in a chastity belt and throw away the key.
ok, but then everyone loses
use the last of the toilet paper
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Lock her in a chastity belt and throw away the key.
Knock her unconscious with my 6.1 inches
by having a pussy that was way too tight for him anyways
Death by Blush when I enlighten her - that's not your pussy ...
by asking "is it in yet?"
Responding with:
"It's 'been' in.
I'm done.
Would you please make me a sandwich?"
by telling him 'that wasn't mayo..'
By hiding her running shoes...
Show him the tape from the ring.
Continuous tickles
Take away her not so secret weapon, signature wedgie, and make her go commando.hire a mariachi band to follow him around for a month
Tittie-twister!!
Give her a large bottle of Dr Pepper and crank up Queen, she would be to distracted to fight.
Give him a horse, instead of that fine snowmobile
bad BCJ
Threaten to put her Queen albums off limits for a whole day if she doesn't play nice.
Tell her the bakery will be closed .... indefinitely!
sooo cruel, us