CleverCowardice
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Single or married, dudes don't fucking touch me.
Married women are allowed to hug me, so long as they also hug my penis with their mouth.
And single women are forbidden from wasting my time with hugs and, instead, are required to just tell me which hole they want fucked. Although, I gotta say, it's made the holidays somewhat awkward since grandpa died.
Married women are allowed to hug me, so long as they also hug my penis with their mouth.
And single women are forbidden from wasting my time with hugs and, instead, are required to just tell me which hole they want fucked. Although, I gotta say, it's made the holidays somewhat awkward since grandpa died.