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In Arkansas, a virgin is any girl who can outrun her brothers and most 'family trees' resemble wreaths.
The toothbrush was invented in Arkansas. You can tell b/c if it had been invented in Connecticut, it would have been called a teeth-brush.
They don't believe in evolution in Arkansas. If you've ever been there you'd know they practice what the preach.
For you 1sb:
Even Siri gets it!
A plastic barrel full of muratic acid does the trick nicely. As a bonus, it dissolves teeth and denatures the DNA, so if ever found, identification is impossible. Remember, no corpse=no provable crime.
Not that I'd have any real reason to know this.
Just sayin'
Nice and snarky!
The General Board is very much like a sewer. It's nasty, it stinks, and the shit flows constantly, but it does serve a useful function.