Too much porn has caused me to...

[lovecraft68]

Think ass to mouth every time I see a sign for an ATM

Got me thrown out of a spa because 'free facials" didn't mean what I thought it did, and don't get me started about the false advertising that goes on at BJs

I keep asking my wife if she's sure she doesn't want to have sex with other men because I've been told all wives do and all their husbands love it.

Be surprised when a babysitter shows up and is actually there to watch the kids....and that there are kids to begin with because for some reason there's never any kids in the babysitter videos and stories.

Anyone else suffering from this dilemma?

 

[Cat]

Well.. the mailman has begun to leave my parcels in front of the door.. I mean, I thought that every guy wanted to be treated with a BJ in the doorway, and a piece of ginger up their bum?!

Do not even get me started regarding the contractors.. they do not even instigate running a train!! And even worse, they all flee when I bring out the collars and the flogger.

Porn is rubbish..

 

[ydahecnot]

Yeah, been thrown out of Walmart for sniffing panties in the ladies underwear section. Dropping my pants and sticking a bratwurst up my ass didn’t help matters.

Fuck Rule 34. There has never been porn featuring bratwurst being stuck up one’s own ass. That’s all on you.

As for the first, why would you sniff Walmart’s boring-ass panties?

 

[Cat]

Fuck Rule 34. There has never been porn featuring bratwurst being stuck up one’s own ass. That’s all on you

But... Could it be made into porn....?

I think someone needs to watch a lot more porn!

 

[ydahecnot]

But... Could it be made into porn....?

I think someone needs to watch a lot more porn!

No way would I ever watch enough porn for that

 

[Cat]

No way would I ever watch enough porn for that

Bahahaha!! Oh, come on.. a little bratwurst party in aisle 6..

 

[lovecraft68]

Do not even get me started regarding the contractors.. they do not even instigate running a train!! And even worse, they all flee when I bring out the collars and the flogger.

They obviously are not union contractors.

 

[lovecraft68]

Fuck Rule 34. There has never been porn featuring bratwurst being stuck up one’s own ass. That’s all on you.

As for the first, why would you sniff Walmart’s boring-ass panties?

Maybe they're sniffing them while they're still on the women wearing them? That would be frowned upon in the non porn world of prigs.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

I honestly prefer interactions. So I’m going to say too many cyber hotties have caused me to have carpel tunnel syndrome.

 

[Ciceri]

Whenever my wife removes her belt at night I get a woody.

 

[ydahecnot]

Maybe they're sniffing them while they're still on the women wearing them? That would be frowned upon in the non porn world of prigs.

That toes the line between fetish and assault

 

[lovecraft68]

Bahahaha!! Oh, come on.. a little bratwurst party in aisle 6..

Well....this is a real thing.

 

[lovecraft68]

That toes the line between fetish and assault

Wait, now you're talking about sniffing the shoes and stockings....keep it to one thing, please.

 

[Tomgoodboyfm]

To think about mistress/slave scenarios every time I see a woman in boots. It's not easy for me to drive during winter time. No crashes and no luck though.

 

[lovecraft68]

Last time I went to the ER there was a drawer in the room labeled restraints, so I asked and the nurse said, "Oh, okay." The security showed up and put me in cuffs.

 

[lovecraft68]

To think about mistress/slave scenarios every time I see a woman in boots. It's not easy for me to drive during winter time. No crashes and no luck though.

I can sympathize. Puss in Boots was not what I thought it would be about.

 

[ydahecnot]

Fine. Maybe he can light a fart and have a barbecue