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37_ttej

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• Oct 29, 2015

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Three's a crowd; but four?
Or possibly many more...
Recipe for the clap.

 

Hornblende

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Her dress slipped floorwards

 

37_ttej

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Her dress slipped floorwards
Accident'ly on purpose
Just for the postman.

(that one's for numeniusa)

 

Hornblende

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37_ttej said:

Her dress slipped floorwards
Accident'ly on purpose
Just for the postman.

(that one's for numeniusa)

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He still has not been

 

37_ttej

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He still has not been
Oh, no! Lingerie shortage!

 

Hornblende

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He still has not been
Oh, no! Lingerie shortage!
What lamentation!

 

37_ttej

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Hornblende said:

He still has not been
Oh, no! Lingerie shortage!
What lamentation!

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Pull the other one!

 

Hornblende

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Pull the other one!
Knicker shortage is a joy!

 

37_ttej

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Pull the other one!
Knicker shortage is a joy!
Shenanigans.

 

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Cymru6969

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37_ttej said:

Pull the other one!
Knicker shortage is a joy!
Shenanigans.

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^^ 4 syllables^^

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Please see me after class, Mr. Ttej

Throwback Thurday pic

 

37_ttej

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Cymru6969 said:

^^ 4 syllables^^

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Please see me after class, Mr. Ttej

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I'm surprised it doesn't happen more often actually.
It's hard to type and count on my fingers.

Throwback Thurday pic
Browsing on Tumblr are we?

 

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Cymru6969

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37_ttej said:

I'm surprised it doesn't happen more often actually.
It's hard to type and count on my fingers.

Indeed!

Throwback Thurday pic
Browsing on Tumblr are we?
Girls with pubic hair!

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Hornblende

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An abundant bush

 

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Cymru6969

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An abundant bush
Yesteryear's centrefold puss

 

Hornblende

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An abundant bush
Yesteryear's centrefold puss
Centrally stapled.

 

Hornblende

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Bent over the chair

 

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Bent over the chair
Cos' she had been a bad girl

 

Hornblende

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Bent over the chair
Cos' she had been a bad girl
Spank me now, she said

 

37_ttej

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Red-marked with pleasure

 

babeee

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Red-marked with pleasure
Rosy cheeks and moistened lips

 

Hornblende

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Red-marked with pleasure
She urged him to enter her

 

37_ttej

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Red-marked with pleasure
She urged him to enter her
Moaning with raw need

-OR-

Red-marked with pleasure
She urged him to enter her
Then the doorbell rang.

*NOW the fucking postman arrives!!? *

 

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babeee

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Red-marked with pleasure
Rosy cheeks and moistened lips
Anticipation

 

Hornblende

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With wild cries, she rode

 

37_ttej

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With wild cries, she rode
Let the pony have his head

(points if you recognise the line)