RobDownSouth
Never Banhammered
- Joined
- Apr 13, 2002
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There's nothing sadder than a sub in search of a Domme.
Amicus has had a rough 2012. Like his compatriots Vetteman and Garbage Can, he found out far too late that the object of his carnal desire actually had a penis.
Also like Vetteman, Amicus insists his conduct was technically not "homosexual" because he wasn't aware that his bed partner "Lola" had a penis until he woke up the next morning and discovered his new girlfriend sporting "morning wood".
Amicus immediately called the police and demanded that "she" be arrested for fraud and "unlawful concealment".