...but not in the living room.

RobDownSouth · Jan 28, 2012

JackAssJim said:
She's in Greek Week mode, but not in the living room.

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MonaLittle · Jan 28, 2012

SaintPeter said:
I wish I had a pussy.

I would stuff things in that motherfucker day and night, but not in the living room

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GracefullyYours · Jan 28, 2012

KRCummings said:
You won't catch me with those disgusting "toys" I also encourage friends to avoid them...but not in the living room.

(crazy, crazy woman)

islandman · Jan 28, 2012

LadyFairfax said:
Besides, I am only picking on Perg because like you, he entertains the desperate (but amusing) notion that I might someday decide on a bisexual fling and choose him as my victim...but not in the living room.

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SkAoUt · Jan 29, 2012

rosco rathbone said:
Thongs only in this house. Knickers would get you the strap, but not in the living room.

Top drawer old chap.

Wings27 · Jan 29, 2012

candicame said:
follow the truth,
follow the lies
nobody wins and
Everyone dies
...but not in the living room

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RobDownSouth · Jan 31, 2012

neci_please_me said:
fuck you. you posted some pics of a one night stand on the GB, now bend the fuck over and take it like a big boy, but not in the living room.

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RobDownSouth · Feb 1, 2012

Alexandra831 said:
You get over period accidents, but not in the living room

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Lorilei · Feb 2, 2012

neci_please_me said:
get it out. you're in a safe place, but not in the living room.

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neci · Feb 2, 2012

thør said:
My stud bunny would have fucked the cat, but not in the living room.

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RobDownSouth · Feb 2, 2012

VaGirl07 said:
It looks like puke, and it makes me want to puke, but not in the living room.

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thør · Feb 2, 2012

GracefullyYours said:
I like a thick, foamy head, but not in the living room.

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Farrah · Feb 2, 2012

thør said:
.....

When I saw there was a new post in this thread, I knew it was gonna be this one!

RobDownSouth · Feb 3, 2012

firenzi said:
It probably smells nice, but not in the living room!

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Farrah · Feb 3, 2012

girlsmiley said:
Wanna fight?

We can wear gloves and shit, but not in the living room.

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RoryN · Feb 3, 2012

renard_ruse said:
I was thinking about Wikipedia bias just this morning in the shower. But not in the living room.

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Farrah · Feb 3, 2012

neci_please_me said:
i would dry fuck martha stewart up the ass with KRC's strap-on. in a heartbeat, but not in the living room.

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Peregrinator · Feb 7, 2012

Grand slam!

rosco rathbone said:
Where's breakwall he loves this shit.

VaGirl07 said:
This sounds like a very bad idea.

thør said:
They have a good one at Edwards AFB.

Colonel Hogan said:
At least Colonel Kittenger, the current altitude, speed and duration record holder, is advising Baumgartner, so he has that going for him, but there is a lot to this and it's dangerous as hell.

All together, now...

neci · Feb 9, 2012

thør said:
I'm a man fucker, but not in the living room.

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Farrah · Feb 9, 2012

neci_please_me said:
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Yes! "....but not in the living room," perfection!!!!

CaptainKirk · Feb 9, 2012

Earl said:
I think tan lines are very sexy.

...but not in the living room.

Designing_Angel · Feb 10, 2012

Chaingun said:
I am quite adept at producing copious amounts of ejaculate.

but not in the living room.

GracefullyYours · Feb 11, 2012

Peregrinator said:
I never realized that sheep afterbirth smelled clean and fresh...but not in the living room.

Silly Perg....

RobDownSouth · Feb 23, 2012

Lorilei is confused today

lorilei13 said:
Only in the living room, but not in the living room.

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