flamouria
Really Experienced
- Joined
- Dec 4, 2018
- Posts
- 169
Stuffs his holiday turkey with peanut butter and jelly.
Likes to strut around in a white suit, pretending he's Kingpin.
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Stuffs his holiday turkey with peanut butter and jelly.
Likes to strut around in a white suit, pretending he's Kingpin.
Will only let people carry her groceries for her unless they promise to come home with her and put them away
Doesn't believe in Father Christmas or the Easter Bunny
Doesn't believe in Father Christmas or the Easter Bunny
Leads a double-life as one of London's most notorious pigeon-fanciers.
Leads a double-life as one of London's most notorious pigeon-fanciers.
Signs up to volunteer but then never shows up
Mean Larry is her twin brother...
Wore mistletoe pinned just above her butt to work today, hoping people would kiss her ass.....didn't work....
Cheated on his oral exam
Loves to wear skirts, so she can feel the breeze rustling through the hair on her legs.
Finds a corner and sits in it for hours a day.
doesnt make a move to my corner.
Doesn't model for my pretty crayon pictures in the nude.
Looks forward to selling his pretty pictures to the tabloids
Used to be 'Sweet Caroline' but got tired of the Neil Diamond references....
Used to be a nun
knows where the 10th planet is located. Hi ya Ed.
Works for TMZ.....