The Isolated Blurt Thread XV : This is ridiculous.

[thør]

pineapple? do you want me to stab you?

No one's forcing you to eat it.

 

[pointless]

i'm getting my stone.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Breathe the waterfall!

*watches rain come down in a curtain of Elephant bullets*

 

[Aglaopheme]

Day off and braless, eh?

And, spinach free teeth.

i'm getting my stone.

To make pinnapple pizza on?

 

[thør]

To make pineapple pizza on?

I hope he doesn't forget the anchovies and spinach.

 

[Not Normal]

I'm waiting for UPS. I bet if I started watching porn they'd show up.

 

[HAL_9000]

And, spinach free teeth.




To make pinnapple pizza on?

Ya'll are making me crave some wood fire artisan style shit , now.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Ya'll are making me crave some wood fire artisan style shit , now.

My neighbors and an outdoor pizza oven. I should invite myself over, me and my stone.

 

[Aglaopheme]

I'm waiting for UPS. I bet if I started watching porn they'd show up.

I’m waiting until I have the house to myself.

 

[HAL_9000]

My neighbors and an outdoor pizza oven. I should invite myself over, me and my stone.

Nice. Don't forget some beverages.

 

[thør]

My neighbors and an outdoor pizza oven. I should invite myself over, me and my stone.

The only reason for a stone is if the bottom of the oven is not smooth enough for your pie.

I want one of those ovens. I dunno if it would get enough use. Sometimes, indoors is much nicer than outdoors. Plus, I don't want ursus arctos horribilis licking the thing clean after a pie party or a bake.

 

[Cat Malojan]

Is the oven smooth enough for your pie?

Sniggering.

 

[Aglaopheme]

The only reason for a stone is if the bottom of the oven is not smooth enough for your pie.

I want one of those ovens. I dunno if it would get enough use. Sometimes, indoors is much nicer than outdoors. Plus, I don't want ursus arctos horribilis licking the thing clean after a pie party or a bake.

Their’s is smooth enough.

Is the oven smooth enough for your pie?

Sniggering.

Yes, but I will still put some stones in the oven if need be.

 

[HAL_9000]

Smooth oven = nice hot pie?

 

[thør]

Is the oven smooth enough for your pie?

Sniggering.

What's burning?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Issa monsoon out dere right now!

Uppercase Pete, hope ya brung yer galoshes!

 

[spacekowboy]

Got a bun in your oven?



Want one?

 

[Cat Malojan]

Got a bun in your oven?



Want one?

I fucking do not. Not after its been in Lace's mum.

 

[spacekowboy]

I fucking do not. Not after its been in Lace's mum.

I've been tested for rabies, thank you. All is normal.

 

[HAL_9000]

Pizza Party!

 

[pointless]

it's getting to the point that a guy can't make subtle threats to stab people over their poor choices in pizza toppings here without it becoming some kind of a joke. man, what is this world coming to?

 

[thør]

it's getting to the point that a guy can't make subtle threats to stab people over their poor choices in pizza toppings here without it becoming some kind of a joke. man, what is this world coming to?

Are you hitting on me?

 

[HAL_9000]

Another bad pizza topping: green olives.

 

[pointless]

i don't think so.

 

[pointless]

Another bad pizza topping: green olives.

go fuck yourself. that is the best pizza topping.