PapaRomantic
Writing away...
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- Oct 1, 2016
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She resides in a convent
Once a year, he accidentally shows up for work with his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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She resides in a convent
Is so frugal he takes hormone pills so he can milk his own nipples. Nothing like getting it fresh from the source.
She doesn't have awesome cleavage
She isn't every man's walking wet dream
She cannot control the minds of men with a wiggle of her hips
She is not a loving, gracious wonderful woman
She does not have my thanks for welcoming me as a friend
(These are lies, right?)
Loves to pee only wearing those fishnets...
Sings Do Re Mi every time she walks up the stairs...and when she gets to the top, she sings it backwards
How do you know?
Only eats Durian flavor ice cream
For some reason, she can't get the national anthem for Canada out of her mind...
LOL
Every time you put bread in the toaster, when it pops up you always shout "Shazam!"
Likes to dress up as a dominatrix for selfies
LOL I could see that...Not!
When she walks on the sidewalk, she starts to walk real slow and then starts snapping, jazz style
(I don't walk, I strut!!!...lol)
Likes to hula hoop while shaking her right foot and left hand in the air...
She is not my sweet thing
I've got nothing at the moment
She has something (but it's really really naughty)
cubist brother of Tom Bergeron
^ Wears bunny slippers made of real bunnies.