Post a reason why the person above would appear in the evening breaking news

[Taegul]

He won the largest ever lottery and decided to split it with his good buddy Taegul! What a guy!

 

[papadoc19]

He won the largest ever lottery and decided to split it with his good buddy Taegul! What a guy!

Because he was committed for making such ludicrous claims

 

[islandjoe2]

He just revealed he is the twin brother of the second gunman.

 

[rubydlite]

He just revealed he is the twin brother of the second gunman.

He's afraid of water and has never been on an island. His alias was hiding his identity as a fraudulent realtor.

 

[Azuldrgon]

He's afraid of water and has never been on an island. His alias was hiding his identity as a fraudulent realtor.

She caused a riot when she blew a kiss to fans and guys fought to catch it.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She caused a riot when she blew a kiss to fans and guys fought to catch it.

He bumped into St George but got away. Now St George is suing him for emotional distress.

 

[Hypoxia]

He bumped into St George but got away. Now St George is suing him for emotional distress.

She was arrested trying to pickpocket Sen. McCain.

 

[theprofessorisin]

She was arrested trying to pickpocket Sen. McCain.

They sneaked into a nuclear submarine

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

He did something free spirited such as streaking through a live broadcasted football game.

 

[rubydlite]

He did something free spirited such as streaking through a live broadcasted football game.

She stole all the cream out of the Cadbury cream eggs and replaced it with whisky

 

[theprofessorisin]

She stole all the cream out of the Cadbury cream eggs and replaced it with whisky

She ran around a horse racetrack yelling "end is neighhhhhh, neigghhhh"

 

[iLackBrainCells]

She ran around a horse racetrack yelling "end is neighhhhhh, neigghhhh"

Was being investigated for "Improper conduct with a horse."

 

[beachbaby179]

Was being investigated for "Improper conduct with a horse."

He's a suspect in the brain-napping of Abbie Normal.

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

He's a suspect in the brain-napping of Abbie Normal.

She sells blankets with glue gunned sand on them on eBay. Hopes customers would want to keep the beach sand with them everywhere.

 

[papadoc19]

She engineered a hostile takeover of Hershey's

 

[Eva_Star]

She engineered a hostile takeover of Hershey's

He has the longest running winning streak on Jeopardy.

 

[greeneyedvirgin]

She was shining brighter than the full moon and keeping people up at night.

 

[papadoc19]

To publicize her latest award winning work of erotica

 

[done_got_old]

Lit police did a raid (with warrants) at his home looking for black market porn.

 

[Xerxes82]

Outed as a notorious Skyjacker from the 60's and 70's.

 

[papadoc19]

Challenging Scott Walker for the governorship of Wisconsin

 

[Taegul]

He has an underground storm shelter where he herds all the damsels in distress during particularly bad (or moderately inconvenient) weather.

 

[papadoc19]

He is replacing Vin Diesel as the lead in the Fast and Furious series

 

[_valkyrie_]

Built a giant origami crane. It even flies.

 

[Taegul]

She won the 2017 Bohemian Rhapsody karaoke invitational championship.

5th year in a row? Sheesh! Give someone else a chance.