Miles Long
Fuck victoriously!
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If this boy does not sleep soon I may lose what is left of my tiny mind.
Let's eat some fucking chili you guys!
Why are little kid birthday parties so much more amusing when said little kid refuses to cooperate even slightly?
That and booze.
There was beer at this lil soirée, but I actually behaved for a change.That and booze.
Because otherwise you need Kinko the Clown or a woman who can't hold her booze. Present company excepted, naturally.
True story time. Had a combination kid birthday party / backyard BBQ with a cooler for the grown ups. Just as the presents are being unwrapped a mom sloshed up and told me she loved me. As her husband poured her into the car she was yelling "I love you <my name>". Didn't see that family at kid's parties much after that.
Drunk love is the best love.
I really really wanted to get out of bed, get dressed again, and run to the convenience store for a 9v battery. Thank you smoke detector for making my dreams a reality, and for letting me know how unsafe we were with one beep per minute until you got your damn battery replaced.
I am not enjoying this at all.
Two more deadlines met. I'm afraid the place is going to burn to the ground when I take two days off. Laptop is staying home so too bad!
I hate running a company. I think I'd rather strip naked, smother myself in honey and poke a gristly bear with a stick whilst sucking on the barrel of a loaded pistol.
Well, the silver lining here is that you’d have more time to dedicate to the Bora Bora fundraising.
Just remember to tape your picture to the door so they can still talk to you while you're away. Or give you the one finger salute, depending on how far things have gone off the rails.
Noted! I owe you one anyway.I accept care packages!
So
Little
Milk
You're a good mumma bear. <3
Speaking of care packages. I'm getting to the point where I'm willing to pay someone to have sex with me. *sigh*
You're a good mumma bear. <3
Speaking of care packages. I'm getting to the point where I'm willing to pay someone to have sex with me. *sigh*
I've got to say, at this point I think it's easier to pay a professional. Plus, there's no real queue at my doorstep like people seem to think there is.
Loved those pics on Facie. Little one is adorable.