Joe_Bob_Gautama
Sporadically lucid
- Joined
- Nov 8, 2010
- Posts
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You mean, I have to resist the urge to shout "Motherfucker!" to avoid dosing off during the service?
But don't you think God would chuckle?
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You mean, I have to resist the urge to shout "Motherfucker!" to avoid dosing off during the service?
God must a good chuckle out of you.
Oh, he does, he said so. . . every time I make a plan. Or was that John Lennon?
Serve them right away; always whiners!
They should be served last.
That's racy!
Aren't you supposed to be in school?
Talking just won't do this time, young lady!
I like big buts and I cannot lie!
Me first!
I love girls in tu-tus!
Guys who aren't into cream pies rarely get invited to my house.
Is that your real penis? It looks unnaturally large, did you have it enlarged?
My father got fired from a china shop.
Something seems amiss on your resume.
I swear, I beat the shit out of Chuck Norris!
I've got dirty pictures of Chuck Norris!
I want pictures!
Orgasms can be faked.
Guys can't have as many orgasms as women can - can they?!!
Challenge accepted!
What? Wait! Why?
I'm pretty sure no woman has ever wanted to hear why I'd eliminate punting if I was in charge of the NFL, or see my O face bad enough to make faking it worthwhile.
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Gee, he's pretty when he stares down at you breathlessly and moans.
Agreed, one of the best parts of sex is when a guy doesn't care how hard he's fucking you or how fast he cums.