Misquote the Person Above You {2016}

[Tio_Narratore]

Well, fuck you Tio, you're too nice.

You're not the first to accuse me of that!

 

[loquere]

You won.

What do I get? Can I get paid in human organs?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

What do I get? Can I get laid by human organs?

What have you been doing for sex, friend???

 

[loquere]

Are you a friend or an enemy? Because your either with me or against me.

I'm neither a friend nor am I a threat. I'm like the United Nations.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I'm neither a fiend nor am I a beast. I just like to undress matrons.

That's all? Not even a few erotic photos?

 

[LizVegas79]

That's all the erotic photos you've got?

Well, there were a bunch more on my husband's cellphone but it got stolen.

 

[loquere]

I wanna be the PM of the UK.

Then I recommend changing that profile picture.

 

[MagicaPractica]

I recommend changing from beignets to profiteroles on the menu.

To be perfectly honest, I have no idea what the hell they are.

 

[loquere]

To be perfectly honest, I prefer food over art.

Yes I agree, a really good recipe can be more masterful than a Monet.

 

[MagicaPractica]

A really good chocolate covered strawberry pairs well with a Moet.

Eh, I prefer sparkling wines to true champagne.

 

[loquere]

I prefer Mr. Big over Oh Henry.

Get out! No I mean it, get the fuck out of my house.

 

[MagicaPractica]

Get out of town! No fuckin way! Me too..

I was kidding. I have no idea who or what Mr. Big is except a character on Sex in the City

 

[MagicaPractica]

Forget memories. Dream... dream big, but then get ready to work for what lies ahead.

Sound advice.

 

[MagicaPractica]

I am so not qualified to scrub into medical procedures. Can't stand the sight of blood. Sorry, sorry, sorry.

Ohhh... Is that why they made you take off the green scrubs and only left you with a washcloth?

 

[RubiDia]

Yes, I honestly thought it was a bit much, being dressed in branches and leaves for an environmental awareness gathering, but you just can't reason with those People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.

Just wear sunglasses. Problem solved.

 

[MagicaPractica]

Second to that would be your birthday suit!

But . . . isn't that . . . the same thing?

 

[walkingeagle]

But . . . isn't that . . . getting bigger?

Sometimes that happens

 

[MagicaPractica]

Sometimes cats happen.

Not in this house! I'm allergic! But I still have one.

 

[walkingeagle]

Not in the house! I'm an outdoor girl!! I still need one.

In the garden?

 

[MagicaPractica]

Rototilling in the garden?

Yes. How much do you charge?

 

[walkingeagle]

Yes. How long do you last?

about 1/2 hour If we pace ourselves

 

[MagicaPractica]

About 1/2 hour If I hurry.

That's pretty quick for rototilling. How deep does your equipment go?

 

[walkingeagle]

That's pretty quick for anal. How deep does your equipment go?

Well when really excited about this much--

 

[MagicaPractica]

Well, when I'm excited about a job this much,
I get right to it.

You havea strong work ethic, I see. I'll be sure to recommend you to my friends. Good night.

 

[MagicaPractica]

During a religious service, we don’t speak to friends; it’s what we call ‘rude’.

You mean, I can't even whisper?