Tio_Narratore
Studies
- Joined
- Dec 2, 2008
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Well, fuck you Tio, you're too nice.
You're not the first to accuse me of that!
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Well, fuck you Tio, you're too nice.
You won.
What do I get? Can I get laid by human organs?
Are you a friend or an enemy? Because your either with me or against me.
I'm neither a fiend nor am I a beast. I just like to undress matrons.
That's all the erotic photos you've got?
I wanna be the PM of the UK.
I recommend changing from beignets to profiteroles on the menu.
To be perfectly honest, I prefer food over art.
A really good chocolate covered strawberry pairs well with a Moet.
I prefer Mr. Big over Oh Henry.
Get out of town! No fuckin way! Me too..
Forget memories. Dream... dream big, but then get ready to work for what lies ahead.
I am so not qualified to scrub into medical procedures. Can't stand the sight of blood. Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Just wear sunglasses. Problem solved.Yes, I honestly thought it was a bit much, being dressed in branches and leaves for an environmental awareness gathering, but you just can't reason with those People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.
Second to that would be your birthday suit!
But . . . isn't that . . . getting bigger?
Sometimes cats happen.
Not in the house! I'm an outdoor girl!! I still need one.
Rototilling in the garden?
Yes. How long do you last?
About 1/2 hour If I hurry.
That's pretty quick for anal. How deep does your equipment go?
Well, when I'm excited about a job this much,
I get right to it.
During a religious service, we don’t speak to friends; it’s what we call ‘rude’.