The Isolated Blurt Thread XXIII: For Argument's Sake; Why Do Humans Feel Compelled...

[smoothg103rd]

It's too bad Sandra Bullock didn't drive by while you were walking home. She would've seen promise in you, especially in your bulging biceps.
You would've hopped in her baby blue white mama mini van and lived in her basement.
She'd make you oatmeal in the morning while you sneaked peeks at her pink panties she knows damn well aren't covered fully by her short white robe.
You'd jack off in the garage while she and her blemish free family ate popcorn and played yatzee.
Later, after you win the heisman and sign with the Jets, you could flip the burgers at the family picnic.
Hell, there might even be a book and movie, cuz that's how the real world works.
Maybe tomorrow

I don't like it. Where is the part where I drop heavy dick?

 

[Disgustipated]

i actually haven't watched it yet. it was more of a general theory.

and i'll get around to it. not today.

It was better than 2 and 3.

Coulda used a little more Malcolm.

All of this.

Again!

Yay, GFY!

Jesus fuck. Now I gotta take it off iggy like I did Tryfail when he won. *sigh*

 

[Noor]

the movie does, indeed

the book is tediuously annoying. :-/

I heard the book first, it works if it's read to you.

 

[pete]

I heard the book first, it works if it's read to you.

that's cool.

for me, it just got bothersome the way the narrator kept making himself a character in the story

 

[BabblingBrooke]

All of this.





Jesus fuck. Now I gotta take it off iggy like I did Tryfail when he won. *sigh*

I tried to get it.

 

[pensivepoet]

I don't like it. Where is the part where I drop heavy dick?

Sorry, man, it's a white story.
You're just the mule it rides on.
Be happy they let you jack in the garage.

 

[yossi]

Jesus fuck. Now I gotta take it off iggy like I did Tryfail when he won. *sigh*

Put a link in your sig to the thread.

 

[Disgustipated]

Put a link in your sig to the thread.

Meh. He barely posts outside pic threads so I think I can afford to release him for purgatory.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Wolf Hall has returned!

yay!

 

[yossi]

Meh. He barely posts outside pic threads so I think I can afford to release him for purgatory.

It's not like the front page can get any worse...

 

[Spins]

Whelp.

Episode 6: The Ice Dragon wasn't all that satisfying.

Guess that is how the Game of Thrones is played

 

[jezzilee]

*sighs*

 

[smoothg103rd]

Sorry, man, it's a white story.
You're just the mule it rides on.
Be happy they let you jack in the garage.

I can beat off in my own damn house. If I'm not dropping dick in her, I don't wanna be there.

I do wanna fuck a white girl tho

 

[NHKitty]

Found more chopsticks!!

 

[JohnnySavage]

I wish I had someone to peel me an orange.

 

[MonaLittle]

Fuck this day and the horse it rode in on.

 

[pensivepoet]

I can beat off in my own damn house. If I'm not dropping dick in her, I don't wanna be there.

I do wanna fuck a white girl tho
Hey, don't feel bad. The husband doesn't even get to jack off and he'll never be a Jet.
He's just a prop. Dumb as a rock white husband to make Sandra look even more brilliant and saintly.
Fukken hollywood never goes off script.

 

[Adre]

Fuck this day and the horse it ride in on.

I love that expression, but sorry you had a bad day.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Hey, don't feel bad. The husband doesn't even get to jack off and he'll never be a Jet.
He's just a prop. Dumb as a rock white husband to make Sandra look even more brilliant and saintly.
Fukken hollywood never goes off script.

So when I become a Jet, I can fuck as many white girls as I want?

 

[pete]

I can beat off in my own damn house. If I'm not dropping dick in her, I don't wanna be there.

I do wanna fuck a white girl tho

no worries, brah

your witty charm will drive the white girls crazy

 

[pete]

Fuck this day and the horse it rode in on.

hopefully the worst of it's behind you

 

[Mr Noone]

So when I become a Jet, I can fuck as many white girls as I want?

When you're a Jet you're a Jet all the way
From your first cigarette to your last dying day...

 

[Jennifer]

Biting my lip. Hard.

 

[silver gurl]

Pfft.

And damn that chicken was spicy. Oops.

 

[yossi]

When you're a Jet you're a Jet all the way
From your first cigarette to your last dying day...

One of my favorite musicals.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exGJsv6ZNlo